April 30, 2023 Toontown 2

A DIVIDER WITH 6 FLOWING WHITE CLOUDS.
HEYHEYHEYHEY HIIIII HIYAAA ALL WHAT'S UP!?!??! SORRY I LIED AGAIN THIS DIDN'T COME OUT FRIDAY. OOPSIES. BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO I PROMISED ANOTHER TOONTOWN ENTRY BACK IN MY VERY FIRST ONE AND GUESS WHAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. THE MAIN MAIN SUBJECT OF THIS POST IS GOING TO END UP BEING THE MAYPRIL FOOLS UPDATE BUT BUT BUT FIRST LET ME UPDATE ON STUFF FROM THE FIRST BLOG POST!!!!!

FIIIRST OF ALL: WE BEAT ALTON!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A BASTARD AND I THINK DEFINITELY HARDER THAN DERRICKMAN BUT WE KICKED HIS ASS. WE'RE RAPIDLY APPROACHING WINSTON SHE BETTER HIDE. ALSO ALSO I SUCCESSFULLY DRAGGED NOT ONLY MY QUEER PLATONIC PARTNER DOWN THE TTCC HOLE WITH ME BUT MY COUSIN TOO. IT DOESN'T PLAY AS MUCH AS MY QPP DOES BUT THE INTEREST IS STILL THERE. I THINK. ANYWAYS ME AND QPP ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY FIXATED (SAME W ARROW BUT NOT THE EXTENT AS WE ARE I THINK) THIS STUPID GAME AND WHEN I TELL YOU IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A MUTUAL HFX WITH SOMEONE IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. WE FEED INTO EACH OTHER AS WELL AS OUR OWN NEVER ENDING NEED FOR CONTENT. IT'S GREAT. ALSO ROYAL BLUE DOG HAS HIS FUCKING WITCH HAT BACK!!!!!! SAME WITH HIS ORIGINAL SHIRT!!! BUT HE'S GOT SOME NEW SHOES AND A TRANS PRIDE CAPE. THE COOLNESS LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. TEAL DUCK HAS HIS ORIGINAL SWAG BACK TOO BUT I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE... HE IS IN THE GIFS AT THE END OF THIS ENTRY THOUGH ;3

AN IMAGE OF ROYAL BLUE DOG. HE'S SPORTING A NEW OUTFIT.

OKAY I THINK THAT'S ALL THE SHIT FROM LAST TIME THAT NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED ON!!!!!!! SOSOSOSO LIKE WAYY NEAR APRIL FOOLS THIS UPDATE WAS TEASED ALONGGG WITH A NEW BOSS FOR APRIL FOOLS WHO ALREADY LOOKED SUPER COOL BUT THIS UPDATE ONLY JUST DROPPED LAST FRIDAY BECAUSE THEY REALLLYYY WANTED TO PUT EFFORT INTO IT AND HOLY SHIT I DON'T THINK I CAN ARTICULATE ME, ARROW AND MY QPPS REACTIONS TO NOT ONLY THE PRE BATTLE CUTSCENE BUT THE BATTLE ITSELF. IT'S SO INCREDIBLY CHARMING IN SO MANY WAYS I WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THERES SO MUCH LOVE INTO THIS FUCKING GAME.

SOOO IT WAS ESTABLISHED IT WASNT CANON BUT BASICALLY THE FIGHT INVOLVES TWO OF THE MANAGER BOSS FELLAS LIKE LITERALLY STEVEN UNIVERSE FUSING LIKE WITH GAY DANCING AND THE FLASH OF LIGHT AND EVERYTHING INTO ONE FUCKING GUYH AND ONCE HE'S DONE HE DOES THE SAILOR MOON POSE I'M SO SERIOUS FOR TJHE NON-TTCC ENJOYERS I COULDN'T MAKE SMTH LIKE THIS UP. I DON'T HAVE MY GROUPS FIRST REACTIONS ON RECORDING CUZ I DIDN'T THINK TO BUT I DO HAVE OUR SECOND REACTIONS AND FOR THAT I'M SO THANKFUL. ALSO LIKE MOST OF THE BIG BOSS FELLAS (EXCLUDING CLO, CFO, CEO AND VP FOR WHATEVER REASON) WERE IN THE CROWD WATCHING, INCLUDING MY ***WIFE***. I LOST MY MIND. I SCREAMED A LITTLE. YEAH. I WENT A LITTLE KOOKOO CRAZY. HE'S PRETTY.

AFTER THE CUTSCENE FINISHED AND THE MECHANICS KICKED IN I JUST REMEMBER BEING SO EXCITED I COULDN'T EVEN PROCESS WHAT WAS HAPPENING LIKE I WASN'T READING JACK SHIT BECAUSE I WAS SO ECSTATIC AND I LITERALLY MESSED UP THE SHUFFLE CUPS MINIGAME BECAUSE I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION I WAS JUST. I WAS SILLY. BUT EVENTUALLY EVENTUALLY I FIGURED SHIT OUT. ALSO WE DID LIKE SURPRISINGLY OKAY FOR THE FIRST TIME. SO ME, ARROW AND MY QPP ARE ALL PLAYING AND IN A DRASTIC TURN OF EVENTS ARROW'S COMPUTER EXPLODES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT SO NOW ITS JUST ME AND QPP. AND WE ACTUALLY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAKE IT TO THE SECOND PHASE WHICH WE WERE ENTIRELY UNPREPARED FOR BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LIKE "YAYYY WE DID IT!!" NO. JUMPSCARE SECOND PHASE.

SO WE DIE LIKE RELATIVELY QUICKLY WE DON'T EVEN KILL ONE OF THE GUYS. WE WAVE OUR HEADS IN SORROW AND SLUMP AWAY AND TRY TO GO FIGHT DEEP DIVER AGAIN WHICH WE'VE ALSO BEEN STRUGGLING AND IMMEDIATELY DIE DOING THAT AS WELL HOLY HELL WE'RE BAD AT THIS GAME. SO WE DEJECTEDLY GET OFF THE SILLY SHENANIGANS GAME AND DECIDE TO TRY AGAIN ON SUNDAY. (TODAY!!!!!!!!!)

SO ME AND ARROW ARE TALKING OUTSIDE OF TOONTOWN OBVIOUSLY AND WE START TALKING ABT THE BOSS (WHOS CALLED HIGH ROLLER) AND WE BOTH LEARN THAT IT'S PRETTY FUCKING DIFFICULT TO 3-MAN THE FIGHT (WHICH WE WERE TRYING TO DO.) RELUCTANTLY, AFTER I CONSULT WITH QPP, WE ALL AGREE TO TRYYYY TO SOCIALIZE AND USE THE IN GAME GROUP FUNCTION TO TRY TO FIND SOMEONE TO HELP US TAKE DOWN THE EVIL GAY FUSION FELLA. THE FIRST TWO TIMES WE DO IT IT'S JUST ABSOLUTE DISASTEROUS LIKE THE FIRST GUY JUST FUCKING LEAVES AND THEN WHEN WE GET A SECOND GUY, MY QPP CRASHES AND WE GOTTA DITCH THEM. IM SORRY TO YOU SMTH CROSSWORD. IT WASNT YOUR FAULT...

BUT I GUESS THIRD TIME REALLY IS THE CHARM BECAUSE ON THE THIRD TRY WE HAVE SOMEONE NAMED TASER JOIN. THEY SEEM CHILL AS ALL HELL AND ABSOLUTELY UNBOTHERED. THEY EVEN CHANGED INTO SOME DAPPER CLOTHES BEFORE THE FIGHT BEGUN. WE WERE FEELING CONFIDENT.

IT BECOMES VERY CLEAR THAT THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. HE'S INSTRUCTING US LIKE THE ABSOLUTE MORONS WE ARE AND IT WORKS LIKE WAY TOO WELL. WE BLOW THROUGH THE FIRST STAGE AND BOOM. WE'RE AT THE SECOND. ANXIETY BUILDS. THE THREE ENEMIES IN THE THIRD STAGE COMPLETELY KICKED ME AND MY QPP'S ASSES THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT BUT OF COURSE NATURALLY TASER IS A PRO AND INSTRUCTS ON EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND WE KILL THEM NO TROUBLE. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A THIRD STAGE. SECOND JUMPSCARE.

THANKFULLY TASERS INTELLIGENT SELF ALSO KNEW WHAT TO DO AND JUST WALKED US THROUGH WHICH ENEMY TO TARGET AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY TOOK THE MAIN BOSS DOWN AND DOWN UNTIL!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SO FUCKING HAPPY WE WERE FROLICKING. WE THANKED TASER LIKE 11 TIMES FOR CARRYING US BECAUSE NATURALLY WE WOULD'VE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THE LAST PHASE OR EVEN LIKE THE SECOND PHASE. BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS SOOO FUCKING FUN OH MY GOD IT WAS DEFINITELY STRESSFUL BUT HOLY SHIT SEEING ALL THE UNIQUE ATTACKS AND MECHANICS MADE IT SO TOTALLY WORTH IT. ALSO THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!! THE BOSS' THEME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD.

ALSO I GOT ENOUGH CURRENCY FROM THE BATTLE TO FINALLYYYY MAKE A CLUB WHICH IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE!!!!!! WE DECIDED ON BIRD UP WHICH IS NOT ONLY GOLDEN BUT ALSO PRETTY ICONIC IN MY FRIEND CIRCLE GROUP THING. UHYEAH SWEEP. FOR NOW IT'S CALLED DOG'S CLUB THOUGH. NAME APPROVAL I ASSUMEGSMISGDMIG

HEREEEES SOME GIFS I MADE FROM THE BATTLE!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, ROYAL BLUE DOG IS MY TOON, TEAL DUCK IS ARROW'S TOON AND JACK SQUIGGLEGADGET IS MY QPPS TOON.

A GIF OF THE HIGH ROLLER PRE FIGHT CUTSCENE FROM TOON TOWN. FEATURES DAVE BRUBOT AND BUCK RUFFLER STEVEN UNIVERSE FUSING. A GIF OF ROYAL BLUE DOG, TEAL DUCK AND JACK SQUIGGLE GADGET CLAPPING. A GIF OF ROYAL BLUE DOG, TEAL DUCK AND JACK SQUIGGLE GADGET GETTING ANGRY. A GIF OF DAVE BRUBOT TALKING TO ROYAL BLUE DOG, TEAL DUCK AND JACK SQUIGGLE GADGET. BUCK IS SLIDING ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN AND SPOUTING GIBBERISH. A GIF OF BUCK SPINNING. A GIF OF THE END CREDITS OF THE HIGH ROLLER FIGHT.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
A PRETTY BLUE BOW FAVICON. HOONIS ~