WELCOME TO MY GALLERY OF GATHERED IMAGES OF MY GUY (+ SOME OTHER FUN STUFF) :)

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Art by Gooseworx

...PLUS A DELETED SCENE FROM THE ORIGINAL SHORT CURRENTLY ON YOUTUBE AND SOME CONCEPT ART. IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY DARLY ART BY HER THAT *ISN'T* DISPLAYED HERE, PLEASE EMAIL ME. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEA



...AND SOME LINES RECORDED FOR THE SECOND EPISODE OF DARLY BOXMAN, RELEASED EARLY BY GOOSEWORX. THERE'S, UNFORTUNATELY, NO FURTHER NEWS ON IT AT THIS TIME.



I'M NORMAL ABOUT THESE. PROMISE.

Tumblr Asks about Darly

A VARIETY OF EXTRA INFO ABOUT THE BOXMAN HIMSELF (PLUS SOME RELATED THINGS ABOUT ME, HEHE). I'VE OMITTED SOME WITH HIS EXACT NAME BECAUSE I PRESUME THEM TO BE ABOUT DARLES, HIS CREATOR, NOT DARLY. TUMBLR USERS CANNOT SEEM TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM. ALL OF THE ONES CURRENTLY GATHERED HERE ARE PRESUMED TO BE ABOUT DARLY BUT COULD ACTUALLY BE ABOUT DARLES IDK MAN IT SUCKS

Q: Also how has Darly not lost his shit being trapped in a tv for half of his life | A: He's not trapped in a TV. He's been taken somewhere much worse. Q: dude i literally can't stop thinking about it but like, does hoonis, or like ANYONE in the pink city have a birthday?? | A: I haven't really though about it. For simplicity's sake, I guess their birthdays could be when their cartoons came out. So Elain could be June 8th, Dento could be July 20th, Hoonis could be October 30th, Vondu could be March 7th, and Darly could be October 13th. Q: How would everyone in the pink city respond to someone asking them for a hug? | A: hmmmmm, Elain: *big eyes*, Dento: *shakes his head no*, Vondu: *slowly backs away*, Hoonis: Of course you'd like a hug! But it won't be cheap!, Bep: I'm sorry who are you again?, Darly: You betcha! *runs away*, Shurley: no. Q: i have no clue why but i think darly would be scared of horses | A: That sounds about right, if we're being honest | Q: does darly boxman like to aggressively squeeze things? | A: He has all sorts of violent urges. He can usually prevent himself from acting on them, though Q: I just rewatched a danny gonzales video about some obsessed guy that went to a show to look for someone to date that looked and acted like his celebrity crush. I was wondering if Hoonis would have done the exact same thing but looking for his own Darly. | A: I don't think Hoonis would be satisfied with anyone who wasn't the real Darly. Q: How...long was the Darly Boxman show running, before he went missing? I look into those bloodshot eyes and I just worry. | A: Probably around 15 years or so. Q: is milkpooch just very throwable or is darly very strong? | A: A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B. Q: i keep giggling at the 'you betcha *runs away*' from when i asked you how everyone would respond to asking for a hug, but why would darly just run away?? also what if you tried to hug mimlimim or milkpooch?? | A: Darly's afraid of meaningful contact with other people. Mimlimim would probably embrace it and Milkpooch would do absolutely nothing. Q: Do you think Darly would get really competitive playing bingo? | A: Probably Q: how long would it take for darly to accept a hug WITHOUT running away? | A: It would take a lot. Q: okay so, for either one idc, how tall would Hoonis, Darly or Elain be in cm? definitely not making a cardboard cutout for school... also i'm physically unable to pick one, help (i'm so sorry for any potential math you may do at any point) | A: Uh hm. Darly would probably be around 185cm so then Hoonis would be like 154cm or something. Q: whos more crazy darly or hoonis? and is bep as crazy as her day? | A: Darly is probably more crazy than Hoonis. Hoonis is just kind of a dumbass. And yes Bep is very crazy behind the scenes. She tries not to show it in her show, but she has an incredibly short temper and is very mean to her staff. Q: If you grabbed Darly's head and ran with it, would it come off completely and you would be running with his head, or would it just drag his body by an invisible force? | A: It would probably drag his body by an invisible force. Many pink citians have floating parts, so it only makes sense. Q: Would darly run people over? Also does he have a hit list of people that he wants gone? If so who would most likely be on it? | A: yes. probably. we'll have to wait and see. Q: In Darly's box, is there foam padding or could I fit other things in there? | A: You could probably fit all sorts of things inside. Q: In the context of the canon of the Darly Boxman Show, is Darly Boxman (as in a seperate character from Darles Nemeni) actually supposed to have a box for a head, or is Darly portrayed as just a guy wearing a box? | A: The Darly Boxman character is supposed to actually have a box for a head. Q: How many VHS tapes of the Darly Boxman Show were made per year? Last time I checked, there were 50 VHS tapes, so are there more than 50? | A: There are canonically 401 episodes of the Darly Boxman show in-universe. Q: What does Darly want? | A: I don't think even he knows the answer to that. Q: Is darly really a boxman | A: Someone told him 'Don't have a box new!' and that changed the trajectory of his life forever. Q: i only know one character from you and that character is darly boxman and i love him very much | A: Darly Boxman also loves Darly Boxmnan. You two have so much in common. Q: I wonder how hoonis felt when the darly boxman show ended | A: He spun on the ground for two days straight. Q: Would Darly Boxman enjoy the company of a significant other licking their eyeball? | A: Darly is afraid of intimacy. Q: You know that one episode of spongebob where spongebob and patrick are in the box and squidward can hear all the sound effects of their imagination? Well when it comes to Darly Boxman, seeing as he's a box, I was wondering if he supports gun control laws. | A: I don't think Darly has many strong stances on anything. Q: I think Hoonis and Darly should hug. | A: One of them would enjoy that. Q: Who would win in a fight between Darly and Hoonis? | A: I think Darly has more raw feral fighting spirit than Hoonis does. Q: How many bones does Darly have? | A: Just enough to qualify.