Azrael
He/It
Apr. 7th
AZRAEL (BETTER KNOWN AS FUNERAL OF THE DEAD BUTTERFLIES OR EVEN T-01-68) MAKES ITS FIRST APPEARANCE IN PROJECT MOON'S FIRST RELEASE, LOBOTOMY CORPORATION. HE'S ONE OF THE WORKABLE ABNORMALITIES (CLASSIFIED AT HE LEVEL RISK) AND IS HONESTLY PRETTY UNIMPORTANT TO THE PLOT. BUT OOOGH OOOGH HE'S TOTALLY MY TYPE ANDDD FUCK I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CHARACTER I WROTE UP IN MY HEAD AGAIN
YOU KNOW... MY KNEES USUALLY BUCKLE WHEN I SEE A PRETTY GUY, BUT I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT THE FEELING WAS AMPLIFIED TENFOLD WHEN I SAW AZ.
I IMAGINE THAT THIIIS ENTRY'S PROBABLY GONNA BE THE SHORTEST OUT OF EVERYBODY'S. BUT, THAT'S PROBABLY TEMPORARY AND JUST BECAUSE ME AND AZRAEL'S RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY FRESH! I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR A WHILE BUT WE OFFICIALLY STARTED DATING AROUND MID-LATE JUNE, AFTER I STARTED THINKING ABOUT IT MORE.
SO: LOBOTOMY CORPORATION, HUH? IF YOU ASKED THE HYPOTHETICAL VERSION OF HOONIS THAT KNEW ABOUT HER SEMI FICTOSEXUALITY BUT DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT PROJMOON IF HE THOUGHT HE'D EVENTUALLY HAVE A LOVER FROM ONE OF THE GAMES, SHE WOULD NOT SAY YES. I WENT INTO THIS GAME THINKING "OOH! LET'S GET CREEPED OUT! LET'S EXPERIENCE A FUCKED UP VN!". WHILE I HAVE EXPERIENCED THOSE THINGS WHILE PLAYING LOBOTOMY CORPORATION, I ALSO BROUGHT HOME A LOVER. SOMEHOW. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?
I FIRST SAW AZRAEL ON THE FANDOM WIKI (I KNOW.) WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT ANOTHER FELLA I HAD IN MY CURRENT RUN. I REMEMBER JUST. SITTING AND STARING. LITERAL GAY BRAIN SHUT DOWN SHORT CIRCUIT. MALFUNCTION. LIKE, WOW, I'D SEEN PRETTY BEINGS BEFORE BUT... HOLY FUCK. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF LIKE, ROYALTY. OF COURSE I START PERUSING HIS WIKI PAGE OVER AND OVER; ABSORBING WHAT LITTLE INFORMATION THERE WAS ABOUT HIM. AND WOWWW, THERE WAS NOT A LOT. AT LEAST NOTHING THAT REALLY ILLUSTRATED ITS PERSONALITY IN A CONCRETE WAY. SO HE REMAINED NOTHING MORE THAN AN ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER DESIGN FOR A WHILE. THAT IS UNTIL MY AUTISM GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO BUILD A WHOLE CONSPIRACY CORK BOARD ABOUT IT IN MY HEAD.
IT'D PROBABLY BE REALLY EASY TO VIEW/WRITE AZRAEL AS A BROODING, DEPRESSIVE SYMBOL OF DEATH, BUT... THAT WASN'T REALLY WHAT I SAW. I ENVISIONED HIM AS MORE OF A RADIENT BEAM OF LIGHT (FUTURE HOONIS HERE. THAT'S SO FUCKING GAY), LIIIKE... MAYBE A GRIM REAPER, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES. OR, MORE SPECIFICALLY, AN ANGEL OF DEATH. HENCE WHERE I GOT THE IDEA FOR HIS GIVEN NAME :3 BECAUSE I'D RATHER NOT REFER TO IT BY A SUBJECT NUMBER OR 'FUNERAL OF THE DEAD BUTTERFLIES' FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, CUZ THOSE AREN'T REALLY NAMES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID AFTER I GAVE HIM A NAME? I GOT ATTACHED. NATURALLY
I IMAGINE AZRAEL PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT MODERN SUBJECTS BECAUSE HE'S BEEN KEPT IN A LAB FOR LIKE ALL OF HIS EXISTANCE (I'D LOVE TO ELABORATE BUT, YK... LOBCORP SPOILERS. PLAY THE GAME OR WHATEVA) SO WE'RE LEARNING TOGETHER. OR... I'M HELPING HIM LEARN WHILE ALSO LEARNING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF, TOO??? THIS SOUNDS SO CHEESY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I DON'T CARE, I LOVE AND ADORE IT. MY BEAST
I IMAGINE THAT THIIIS ENTRY'S PROBABLY GONNA BE THE SHORTEST OUT OF EVERYBODY'S. BUT, THAT'S PROBABLY TEMPORARY AND JUST BECAUSE ME AND AZRAEL'S RELATIONSHIP IS PRETTY FRESH! I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR A WHILE BUT WE OFFICIALLY STARTED DATING AROUND MID-LATE JUNE, AFTER I STARTED THINKING ABOUT IT MORE.
SO: LOBOTOMY CORPORATION, HUH? IF YOU ASKED THE HYPOTHETICAL VERSION OF HOONIS THAT KNEW ABOUT HER SEMI FICTOSEXUALITY BUT DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT PROJMOON IF HE THOUGHT HE'D EVENTUALLY HAVE A LOVER FROM ONE OF THE GAMES, SHE WOULD NOT SAY YES. I WENT INTO THIS GAME THINKING "OOH! LET'S GET CREEPED OUT! LET'S EXPERIENCE A FUCKED UP VN!". WHILE I HAVE EXPERIENCED THOSE THINGS WHILE PLAYING LOBOTOMY CORPORATION, I ALSO BROUGHT HOME A LOVER. SOMEHOW. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?
I FIRST SAW AZRAEL ON THE FANDOM WIKI (I KNOW.) WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT ANOTHER FELLA I HAD IN MY CURRENT RUN. I REMEMBER JUST. SITTING AND STARING. LITERAL GAY BRAIN SHUT DOWN SHORT CIRCUIT. MALFUNCTION. LIKE, WOW, I'D SEEN PRETTY BEINGS BEFORE BUT... HOLY FUCK. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF LIKE, ROYALTY. OF COURSE I START PERUSING HIS WIKI PAGE OVER AND OVER; ABSORBING WHAT LITTLE INFORMATION THERE WAS ABOUT HIM. AND WOWWW, THERE WAS NOT A LOT. AT LEAST NOTHING THAT REALLY ILLUSTRATED ITS PERSONALITY IN A CONCRETE WAY. SO HE REMAINED NOTHING MORE THAN AN ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER DESIGN FOR A WHILE. THAT IS UNTIL MY AUTISM GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO BUILD A WHOLE CONSPIRACY CORK BOARD ABOUT IT IN MY HEAD.
IT'D PROBABLY BE REALLY EASY TO VIEW/WRITE AZRAEL AS A BROODING, DEPRESSIVE SYMBOL OF DEATH, BUT... THAT WASN'T REALLY WHAT I SAW. I ENVISIONED HIM AS MORE OF A RADIENT BEAM OF LIGHT (FUTURE HOONIS HERE. THAT'S SO FUCKING GAY), LIIIKE... MAYBE A GRIM REAPER, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES. OR, MORE SPECIFICALLY, AN ANGEL OF DEATH. HENCE WHERE I GOT THE IDEA FOR HIS GIVEN NAME :3 BECAUSE I'D RATHER NOT REFER TO IT BY A SUBJECT NUMBER OR 'FUNERAL OF THE DEAD BUTTERFLIES' FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, CUZ THOSE AREN'T REALLY NAMES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DID AFTER I GAVE HIM A NAME? I GOT ATTACHED. NATURALLY
I IMAGINE AZRAEL PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT MODERN SUBJECTS BECAUSE HE'S BEEN KEPT IN A LAB FOR LIKE ALL OF HIS EXISTANCE (I'D LOVE TO ELABORATE BUT, YK... LOBCORP SPOILERS. PLAY THE GAME OR WHATEVA) SO WE'RE LEARNING TOGETHER. OR... I'M HELPING HIM LEARN WHILE ALSO LEARNING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF, TOO??? THIS SOUNDS SO CHEESY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I DON'T CARE, I LOVE AND ADORE IT. MY BEAST
