YEAH I DON'T KNOW.
MY MAGNUM OPUS.
YES, I'M CHIP CARDBOARD CUTOUT GUY. FITTING, ISN'T IT?? LIKE I MENTIONED: THING ABOUT HAVING BOYFRIENDS THAT AREN'T EXACTLY MAINSTREAM MEANS I GOTTA MAKE (OR COMMISSION) MY OWN MERCHANDISE / CONTENT A LOT OF THE TIME. MY ADHD AND NEED TO HAVE SOMETHING PHYSICAL OF CHIP LEAD TO THIS. HE TOOK LIKE 3 WEEKS OF ROADBLOCKS AND ISSUES BEFORE I FINALLY FUCKING FINISHED HIM. HE STANDS AT A WHOPPING 7 FOOT SOMETHING TALL I CAN'T REMEMBER (YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HE SURPASSES THE DOORFRAME OF MY CLOSET IN THE PICTURES, THOUGH) AND I BOUGHT THE BOW SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM. THE POODLE SKIRT IS MINE. WHEN I EVENTUALLY MOVE OUT, I WANNA MAKE ALL FOUR OF MY WIVES. I'LL KEEP DREAMING
WIFE ITEMS? MEMORABILIA? MERCH? 
