WELLLLLL... HERE WE ARE! MY FIRST EVER BLOG ENTRY ON CONFETTIGUTS!!!! IF I'M BEING ENTIRELY HONEST, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SMTH SIMILIAR TO THIS... A KINDA HYBRID BETWEEN DIARY/FEED/JOURNAL KINDA THING. THIS IS PART OF THE REASON I ENJOYED HEYSPACE'S BULLETIN FEATURE SO MUCH!!!

I'M A BIG RAMBLER AND WILL TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT I CAN TO ANYONE WHO LETS ME SO I THINK THAT A BLOG WILL 100 PERCENT BE SOMETHING THAT I'M ACTIVE ON AND ENJOY WRITING ON SEMIWEEKLY OR BIWEEKLY ORRR EVERY DAY OOORRR EVERY HOUR ORRR WHATEVER TIMEFRAMES MY SILLY LITTLE BRAIN DECIDES ARE DOABLE FOR ME

CURRENTLY WRITING THIS ONE BEFORE CONFETTIGUTS EVEN GOES PUBLIC. WHICH. I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR. OH MY GOSH.... I AM SO DAMN EXCITED.... MY ONLY LITTLE SPACE ON THE WEB FINALLY?!?!?!?!? HOLY FUCK!??!?!?! AND I MADE IT ALL MYSELF?!?!?!? ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL. GREAT WORK HOONIS

THATS ALL FOR NOW!!!
HOONIS ~

OOOOOGH THIS MIGHT BE KINDA NEGATIVE... SORRY ABOUT THAT!!!! I'LL END ON A POSITIVE NOTE THOUGH! PINKY PROMISE.

OKAY SO. I WAS LIKE... THINKING ALL DAY TODAY... WHAT DO I WANT MY FIRST REALLLL BLOG ENTRY TO BE ABOUT? BECAUSE, LIKE, I HAVE THE FIRST FIRST BLOG ENTRY, OBVIOUSLY. BUT LIKE. IT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT, RIGHT? SO, LIKE I SAID, I WAS THINKING, RIGHT? AND THEN... THE SUBJECT OF CARRD CAME TO MIND. AND I WAS LIKE. YKNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS, DO I? AND IT IS SORTA A WEE BIT RELEVANT.

PREFACING THIS WITH: I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH MOST PEOPLE THAT USE CARRD!!!!!! IN THIS ENTRY I WILL MAKE IT VERY CLEAR WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE I'M REFERRING TOO AND'LL PROBABLY BE USING A LOT OF BUZZWORDS THAT, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT U!!! DW!!!

ALRIGHT. TO THE MEAT OF WHAT I WANNA TALK ABOUT NOW.

FOR A LARGER CONTEXT TO THIS ENTIRE POST, I'VE USED CARRD FOR ~3 YEARS NOW. CARRD IS A WEBSITE BUILDER THAT'S FREE TO USE, SIMILIAR TO SOMETHING LIKE WIX OR SQUARESPACE BUT (AS FAR AS I'M AWARE) HAS A LOT MORE FEATURES AND ISN'T AS PAYWALLED AS SOME OTHER FREE WEBSITE CREATORS OR WHATEVER. I'D SAY THE LARGE MAJORITY OF THE INTERNET USES IT FOR ENTIRELY NORMAL PURPOSES LIKE COMMISSIONS OR LIKE A BRAND WEBSITE OR SOMETHING BUT THERE'S A VERY SPECIFIC COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE THAT USE IT AS SORT OF AN INTERNET PROFILE OF SORTS. ALSO NOTHING INHERENTLY WRONG WITH THAT!!!

BUT, UPON PURCHASING PRO (LIKE THE PREMIUM TIER VERSION THAT GIVES YOU ACCESS TO A TON OF FEATURES [INCLUDING.. EMBED... AND UR OWN HTML... I'LL GET TO WHY THAT PISSES ME OFF LATER]) I WAS INTRODUCED TO LIKE. A WHOLE DIFFERENT SOMEHOW EVEN MORE NICHE COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WITHIN KINSTA WEB PROFILE CARRDERS. KINSTA WEB PROFILE RESOURCE CARRDERS

"HOLY SHIT HOONIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" HONESTLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW?$?@$# LFAMKOFEw$??#mgefdm BASICALLY: KINSTA IS A BUZZWORD FOR PEOPLE WHO (MOSTLY) MODERN-DEFINITION KIN ON INSTAGRAM. "OH WHAT'S MODERN DEF KIN" OH MY GOD HYPOTHETICAL READER IF YOU KEEP ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS THIS ENTRY'S NEVER GONNA END!!!!!!! OTHERKIN IS A COMMUNITY THAT'S EXISTED FOR AGES THAT HELPS FOLKS DICTATE THEIR MANY COMPONENTS OF IDENTITY IN A WAY THAT FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE TO THEM. THATS THE SHORTEST DEFINITION I CAN THINK OF. KIN HAS SINCE BEEN WATERED DOWN TO JUST SOMETHING YOU RELATE TO. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABT HERE.

OKAY NWAYS WITHIN THIS NICHE COMMUNITY EXISTS RESOURCE CARRDS. CARRDS DEDICATED TO COMPILING RESOURCES LIKE HELPFUL LINKS, CODE, GRAPHICS AND EVEN SOMETIMES FULL ON TUTORIALS FOR HELP WITH THE SITE. SOUNDS TOTALLY FUN AND HARMLESS RIGHT? EXACTLY!!! SO HOLY SHIT AS SOMEONE WHO FREQUENTED RESOURCE CARRDS WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUCKING INFIGHTING MY NON-EXISTANT MOUTH WAS AGAPE.

YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING LIKE. "HOW THE FUCK DOES INFIGHTING EVEN HAPPEN???? AREN'T THESE SITES DEDICATED TO RESOURCES??" THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!! BUT, SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY... IT HAPPENS! OVER THE MOST MUNDANE SHIT TOO. AS SOCIAL MEDIA USERS TEND TO FIGHT OVER...

LIKE 90% OF THE TIME IT WAS PEOPLE STEALING UNIQUE URLS FROM EACHOTHER. PEOPLE GRABBING PAYWALLED URLS THAT SUDDENLY GO FREE FOR THEMSELVES WHICH IS. KINDA MORALLY GRAY BUT WHATEVER BUT THEN THEY END UP GETTING SENT DEATH THREATS FOR FINDING A URL THEY WANNA USE AND. USING IT???? FFS LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW IF THIS PERSON EVEN KNEW ABT THE CARRD IT BELONGED TO PREVIOUSLY.

THERE WAS ALSO THIS ONE TIME THAT'S LITERALLY STILL FRESH IN MY HEAD THAT SOMEONE TOOK A CARRD URL TO MAKE A CALLOUT ON SOMEONE PRESUMABLY ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT FOR DOING SOMETHING LEGITIMATELY... TERRIBLE. IT WASN'T EVEN A CALLOUT IT WAS JUST A NONSENSICAL FUCK YOU TO THIS PERSON SLAPPED ON THIS RANDOM ASS URL I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN IT IT'S SO... GODDAMNED STRANGE.

OKAY ANYWAYS QUICK LITTLE TANGENT ABOUT CARRD PAYWALLING CODING THEN I'LL SHUT UP. IT REALLY IRKS ME THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY UPWARDS OF 50 FUCKING DOLLARS A YEAR JUST TO BE ABLE TO MODIFY YOUR OWN LITTLE WEBSITE OR WHATEVER WITH CODE. IN WHAT WORLD DOES THAT MAKE SENSE. SINCE CODING IS SO GD HARD PAYWALL THE OTHER FEATURES INSTEAD??!?!?#? IT REALLY DISCOURAGES CREATIVITY IF I'M BEING HONEST.

I COULD TOUCH ON THE ACCOUNTS THAT POST CARRDS THAT ARE JUST DUMPSTER FIRES BUT. I DON'T WANT TO... THIS IS LIKE WAY TOO NEGATIVE ALREADYDFGSYGSFD

ANDDDD NOW WE'RE NEARING THE END. THIS HAS TURNED OUT A LOT MORE RANTY THAN I WAS EXPECTING BUT ALSO. THIS IS MY WEBSITE. I CAN WRITE ABOUT WHAT I WANT...! OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S TOTALLY THE FUN OF IT. ANYWAYS... POSITIVES: CARRD IS WHAT ORIGINALLY GOT ME BACK INTO HTML/CSS. I WANTED TO PIMP MY SICK/NEG KINSTA PROFILE OR WHATEVER AND... THAT WAS MY GATEWAY BACK INTO THE LANGUAGES! SO FINE, CARRD, YOU GET ONE POINT. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'D BE HERE WITHOUT YOU. I STILL HAD TO PAY MONEY TO ACCESS CODE THOUGH. YOU FUCKING GREEDY GREASECHILDREN. BUT YK WHAT?? IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST THAT JUST NEEDS A SIMPLE COMMISSION CARRD OR SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T WANNA PUT A TON OF EFFORT INTO IT, OR IF YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO WANTS A BASIC INFO CARD TO THROW ONTO WHATEVER SOCIAL MEDIA YOU USE, THEN... HONESTLY, I'D SUGGEST CARRD. IT'S PERFECT FOR JUST THAT AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BREAK YOUR HANDS CODING FOR 3 WEEKS LIKE I HAVE MAKING CONFETTIGUTS. /LOVING, OF COURSE~

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

OOOHMYSHGOSDGHSDMYOHNDGHFFGOSGDFO AAGHESHGESHEGS 25JI KAITO


OKAY QUICK EXPLANATION FOR THOSE WHO ARE READING THIS THAT HAVE NO FUCKIFN CLUE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT: IT'S. PROJECT SEKAI RELATED. PROJECT SEKAI IS A MOBILE RHYTHM GAME THAT FEATURES 5 VOCALOIDS AND IT'S SUPER COOL N STUFF AND I'M A RELATIVELY OLD FAN (JOINED DURING SECRET DRESSING ROOM ON JP) SO.

SO MY FAVORITE MAINLOID IS 100 BILLION PERCENT KAITO I LOVE HIM HE'S SO BABYGIRL. MY FAVORITE VOCALOID OVERALL IS YUUMA OR MAYBEEE UNA I J WISH HER DESIGN WASN'T. LIKE THAT BUT LIKE OUT OF THE BIG 5 MY FAVORITE'S DEFINITELY KAITO. AND HE'S IN PUROSEKA SO LIKE BIG WIN FOR ME RIGHT

SO THERE'S 5 UNITS (BANDS) CURRENTLY IN GAME AND FOR A WHILE NOW EVERY BAND HAS HAD AN INDIVIDUAL VERSION OF A VIRTUAL SINGER *EXCEPT* FOR 25JI (NIGHTCORD FOR ENG FANS.) AND KAITO. AND THAT IRKS ME BECAUSE 25JI'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. AND KAITO'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. U SEE WHAT I MEAN HERE.

BUUUUUUUT AS OF RECENTLYYY (LIKE EARLY MARCH) KAITO'S CHIBI GOT LEAKED INSIDE OF THE EMPTY SEKAI (BASICALLY EACH BAND HAS A SILLY LITTLE WORLD IN THEIR PHONE IT'S KINDA HARD TO EXPLAIN) AND I WAS SO FUCKING EXCITED OH MY GODDDGJDGSDG I IMMEDIATELY TOLD MY QPP ABOUT IT I WAS RUNNING AROUND BOUNCINF OFF THE WALLS BUT ALSO LIKE. THE POSSIBILITY OF IT BEING FAKE LINGERED IN MY HEAD. BUT I HELD OUT

AAAAANND IM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHAGT DO YOU KNOW.. THE LAST EVENT OF THE MONTH TURNS OUT TO BE A 25JI ONE... OHMIGOSHMGFIHFDOFHDMGO. I WAS KINDA VERY ACTUALLY BIG WORRIED ABOUT 25KAITO BEING A 4 STAR BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE THE FUNDS FOR THAT... I PULLED FOR HIS WHITE DAY CARD (AND FUCKING GOGT IT SOMEHOW?#?@#?r@?r@) AND ALSO PULLED ON THE MR SHOWTIME GACHA AND GOT EMU WHO I ALSO WANTED. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY PREDICT, I WAS WORRIED MY LUCK WAS GNNA RUN THIN SOON. BUT. OHMIGOSH. HE'S A 3 STAR

IM GNNA GO FUCKIN INSAE!#h$#%%##%)#%*#%*)#%*)e*0 MY BABYGIRL MALEWIFE BOYFAILURE... APART OF THE MOSTLY SADGIRL BAND... WITHIN MY NONEXISTANT BEING FINGERTIPS!!!!!!!!!!!?$??# AND KANADE'S GONNA BEAT UP MAFUYUS MOM?#@?@?$? LITERALLY S TIER EVENT...

I DO HAVE LIKE 50 PULLS MAX IN CRYSTALS LEFT IN MY ACCOUNT AND I'M GNNA PULL ON THE BANNER AND SEE IF I CAN *MAYBEMAYBEMAYBE* GET KANADE BECAUSE THE CARD IS SO GORGEOUS IM PUKING. ALSO I ONLY NEED HER ND MIZUKI TO HAVE FULL 25JI TEAM.... THEY ARE SO CLOSE I CLD TOUCH THEM... I HAD MIZUKI ON LITERALLY MY FIRST EVER ACCOUNT THAT'S LOST FLOATING AROUND IN THE APPLE STRATOSPHERE AND IT WAS HER DRESSING ROOM CARD TOO. WEHHHH... WHY ME....

ANYWAYS THE GACHA COMES OUT AT 9:00 PM MY TIME TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOGH BABY AM I READY!!! IT'S IN ABOUT 3 HOURS FROM NOW... I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL SURVIV... NEED PRETTY KANADE.... ND KAITO

MAYBE I'LL UPDATE THIS AFTER I MAYBE BLOW THE LAST OF MY FUNDS ON THIS EVENT WITH HOW MY PULLS WENT BUT ALSO MAYBE I WON'T IF THEY WERE PARTICULARLLY DEPRESSING... WE WILL SEE :3

(3/21/23 UPDATE) OKAY SO. I BLEW THROUGH ALL MY FUNDS ON THE GACHA. AND... DIDN'T GET ANYTHING. BUT IT'S OKAY KANADE CAME HOME ON A SINGLE PULL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEE!!!!!!

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

HAIII EVERYBODY THAT READS MY BLOG!!!! HOW AR YOU TODAY? I AM PERSONALLY VERY GOOOD.... HAPPPPPPYYY FRIDAY!!!!

SOOOOO I'VE BEEN USING OUR VR SYSTEM A LOT LATELYYY. WE'VE HAD IT SINCE... ERR... 3 YEARS AGO NOW? MY PASSAGE OF TIME IS NOT VERY IN TUNE... BUT WHATEVER. I'VE NEVER BEEN A FREQUENT USER OF IT BESIDES LIKE FOOLING AROUND W MY QPP AND FRIENDS IN VRCHAT FROM TIME TO TIME OR PISSING MYSELF TRYING TO PLAY FNAF WHILE STREAMING IT TO MY FRIENDS. MY HM REYNOLD IS KINDA THE VR KID

BUUUT III HAD SOME EXTRA MONEY LAYING AROUND AND I FIGURED. YOU KNOW WHAAAT.. BEAT SABER LOOKS REALLY REALLY FUN. I LOVE RHYTHM GAMES AND THE APPEAL OF THAT WAS ALREADY THERE AND ALSO ITS LIKE. ONE OF THE BIGGEST GAMES THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU THINK VR. SO I WAS LIKE. YEAH SURE! LET'S BUY IT AND GIVE IT A TRY. THE APPEAL OF MODDING CUSTOM SONGS IN WAS ALREADY THERE AND WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY HAD VOCALOID MUSIC I WAS INFINITELY MORE EXCITEDDGJNHGSEIES

SO I BOOTED IT UP AND PLAYED THROUGH THE TUTORIAL AFTER I INSTALLED LIKE A FEW SONGS THAT I WAS INTERESTED IN AND ACED THE TUTORIAL COMPLETELY. HOWEVER APPARENTLY MY EGO WAS WAY TOO INFLATED OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I ASSUMED OFF THE BAT I'D BE ABLE TO DO HARD SONGS AND ABOVE AND JUST. COMPLETELY HUMILIATED MYSELF. IT WAS SO BAD I DIED LIKE LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY.

EGO NOT SWAYED I FIGURE LET'S GO DOWN TO MEDIUM AND HOLY FUCK I CAN'T????? DO THAT EITHER???? I HAD TO GO DOWN TO EASY AND I STILL WAS FUCKING DYING IMMEDIATELYLSEJGESI THIS WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER PICKED UP A RHYTHM GAME AND COULDN'T IMMEDIATELY START ON HARD OR ABOVE WITH A HIGH SPEED... IT WAS DEFINITELY A COME TO GOD MOMENT

SO WHATEVER I FIX THIS ISSUE BY ENABLING THE ANTI FAIL MODIFIER OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED SO I COULD PRACTICE WITHOUT THE GAME TELLING ME WHAT A BIG FAT BEING FAILURE I AM BUT HOLY HELL I REALIZE VERY QUICKLY THAT THIS GAME IS A LOT MORE PHYSICALLY DEMANDING THEN I REMEMBER... THEN AGAIN, I HAVE ONLY PLAYED ONCE AT A BOOTH AT A PRIDE PARADE. THE BODY I UNFORTUNATELY RESIDE IN IS ALSO DISABLED SO IT WAS A BIIIT OF A SLAP IN THE FACE.

I WAS NOT AWARE THERE WAS DUCKING/LEANING INVOLVED BECAUSE WHEN I SAW GAMEPLAY OF BEAT SABER ON YOUTUBE OR WHATEVER I FIGURED YOUR SABERS COULDN'T TOUCH THE BIG EVIL CUBE. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I REALIZED I HAD TO BE THE ONE DODGING THE BIG EVIL CUBE. NOT TO MENTION THROWING YOUR ARMS AROUND A WHOLE BUNCH IS ALSO A LOT MORE TIRING THAN I'D ORIGINALLY ASSUMED. I CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE USE BEAT SABER TO WORK OUT NOW

BUUUUT... DESPITE ALL OF THIS, I HAD LIKE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF FUN. I WAS HITTING JACK SHIT OBVIOUSLY BUT I WAS TRYING MY BEST AND SINCE SOME OF MY FAVORITE SONGS WERE AVALIABLE FOR ME TO PLAY FOR FREE WITHOUT ANY WORK OR EFFORT PUT IN TO UNLOCK THEM OR JUST FLAT OUT HAVING TO PAY FOR THEM WAS. A NICE CHANGE OF PACE, FOR SURE!! AND IT WAS HONESTLY A REALLY NICE WORKOUT, TOO. I MIGHT JUST START PLAYING REGULARLY BOTH FOR FUN AND TO BE ACTIVE BECAUSE LIKE I MENTIONED. DISABLED. MAKES IT KINDA DIFFICULT TO PARTICIPATE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES TO STAY HEALTHY

SO, THAT WAS MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH BEAT SABER IN, LIKE, 4 YEARS. MAYBE I'LL WRITE ANOTHER BLOG POST WHEN MY SKILL HAS IMPROVED, MWEHEHEHE....!

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

HELLLOOOOO CONFETTIGUTS BLOG READERS!!! IF YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL!!!! I HAVE NO CLUE... YOU SHOULD TELL ME BY MAKING A SWELL REFERENCE IN MY CBOX, OR SOMETHING.

OOOOOOOGH YEAH SORRY FOR NOT WRITING THIS SOONER...!!!! WE HAD A VERY SCARY WEEKEND WHICH I WON'T GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S OVER AND I'M SAFE!!! SOO YEAG!!!!! TODAY'S BLOGPOST IS A HYPERFIXATION RAMBLE AND BOY... *RUBS MY STRANGE HANDS TOGETHER*

SO ME AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WHO I'LL BE REFERRING TO AS ARROW BOTH GREW UP ON TOONTOWN (I THINK THEY JOINED BEFORE ME... I JOINED LIKE. A YEAR BEFORE THE ORIGINAL WAS SHUT DOWN. UNFORTUNATE FOR ME.. MY POOR ACCOUNT THAT THE USERNAME OF HAD SMTH LADYBUG IN IT... GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN...). AS MENTIONED IN THE PARENTHESES, WE PLAYED BOTH THE ORIGINAL AND ONE OF THE REBOOTS/PRIVATE SERVERS. I REMEMBER REALLY REALLY ENJOYING IT AND IT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST INTRODUCTIONS TO BOTH VIRTUAL WORLDS FOR KIDS AND MMORPG GAMES. ME AND ARROW HAVE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR... ALMOST. ALMOST 7 YEARS NOW. THAT'S PRETTY CRAZY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M JUST REALIZING THIS NOW. MAYBE A LITTLE LESS BECAUSE WE REALLY ONLY STARTED ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO EACHOTHER IN 2018 THANKS TO A MUTUAL ABUSER WHO IS NOW OUT OF BOTH OF OUR LIVES. HOORAY!

ANYWAYS I'M GOING ON TANGENTS AGAIN. I'M NOT THE NEATEST WRITER, YOU'VE PROBABLY INFERRED. WE PLAYED TOONTOWN REWRITTEN PRETTY OFTEN WITH SAID ABUSER IN 2018-2019 BUT THERE WAS A PRETTY RELATIVE AND NOTICABLE PAUSE THROUGHOUT 2020 DUE TO OUR INTEREST JUST KIND OF FLICKERING OUT FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS. REASON #1 BEING THAT ABUSER DID NOT LIKE THE GAME SUDDENLY AND WE FELT THE NEED TO IMPRESS THEM. TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS ARE LOVELY AREN'T THEY

SO FASTFORWARD THROUGH ALLLLLL THOSE SHENANIGANS AND WE ARRIVE IN 2021: THE YEAR ME AND ARROW DECIDE TO PICK THIS COMICAL GAME BACK UP. WE DECIDE TO START COMPLETELY OVER FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE WE HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE DOING OR WHERE WE LEFT OFF STORY WISE AND CREATED TWO CHARACTERS: ORION THE DOG AND ASPEN DUCK (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER)

WE PLAYED PRETTY CONSISTANTLY FOR A WHILE BUT THEN THE INTEREST FLICKERED AGAIN BECAUSE. WOW. THIS GAME CAN GET REALLY FUCKING BORING SOMETIMES. ITS KILL GUYS. KILL MORE GUYS. TALK TO A GUY. TALK TO ANOTHER GUY. GO KILL ANOTHER GUY. FIGHT BOSS. PLUS HOLY SHIT WHY ARE SOME OF THE STREETS SO FUCKING CONFUSING WE WERE LOSING OUR DAMN MINDS. WE DEFINITELY GRAVITATED TOWARDS THE EVENTS AND TROLLEY GAMES INSTEAD OF. ACTUALLY DOING THE TASKS AND PLAYING THE GAME. WHICH I WON'T SAY WASN'T ENTERTAINING, I DO LOVE THE TROLLEY GAMES EVEN THOUGH ME AND ARROW GET INTO SCREAMING MATCHES WITH EACH OTHER OVER THEM. IT'S IN A SILLY FUNNY WAY THOUGH

BUT ON THE DAY WE STARTED PLAYING AGAIN (THIS IS THE IMPORTANT LATER), SINCE WE HAD GIVEN BOTH OUR TOONS CUSTOM NAMES, THEY HAD TO BE ACCEPTED BEFORE WE COULD USE THEM. PERFECTLY REASONABLE MODERATION SYSTEM. BUT, AS A RESULT... BOTH OUR PCS WERE GIVEN PLACEHOLDER NAMES; ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK, ME AND ARROW RESPECTIVELY. AND. I DON'T KNOW HOW. BUT WE ENDED UP GETTING ATTATCHED TO THE PLACEHOLDER NAMES. WE DID NOT CALL THEM ORION OR ASPEN THEY'RE ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK IT JUST FEELS WRONG

DESPITE OUR WAVERING MOTIVATION TO ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME IN A STORY SENSE, WE ALSO BECAME REALLLY ATTATCHED TO ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK AS CHARACTERS. WE WERE ACTUALLY JUST DISCUSSING THIS LIKE TWO DAYS AGO LIKE HOW WE BOTH FEEL THAT ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK AREN'T US IN GAME BUT ARE COMPLETELY SEPERATE PROTAGANISTS LIKE NESS MOTHER OR KRIS DELTARUNE. DESPITE BEING SILENT PROTAGONISTS THAT ARE MEANT TO INSERT THE PLAYER INTO THE GAME THEY HAVE SO MUCH PERSONALITY JUST IN THEIR EXISTANCE AND WITH WHAT WE'VE PROJECTED ONTO THEM BOTH. (THIS IS IMPORTANT LATER LATER)

OKAY, INCREDIBLY LONG WINDED WIND UP OVER... FASTFORWARD TO... *CARTOONISHLY CHECKS WATCH* THIS YEAR. TOONTOWN SUDDENLY SEEMS TO BE MANIFESTING ITSELF IN MY LIFE IN A STRANGE AMOUNT OF WAYS. AND IT MAKES ME THINK A LOT ABOUT IT, NATURALLY!!! SPECIFICALLY I WAS WONDERING ABOUT ONE OF THE THREE BIG REMADE PRIVATE SERVERS WHICH I KNEW I'D SEEN BUT I HADN'T LOOKED INTO BEFORE. THIS ENDED UP BEING CORPORATE CLASH. AS MENTIONED EARLIER, ME AND ARROW ONLY EVER PLAYED THE ORIGINAL GAME AND REWRITTEN, WHICH ARE BOTH PRETTY MUCH UTTERLY THE SAME IN ALMOST EVERY WAY. THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR US BOTH. BUT I WAS DEFINITELY VERY CURIOUS.

MY FIRST EXPOSURE TO CORPORATE CLASH I CANNOT REMEMBER WELL BUT I REMEMBER VERY SPECIFICALLY IT WAS MULTISLACKER (ONE OF THE UNIQUE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS SPECIFICALLY UNIQUE TO CC). I REMEMBER SEEING HIM AND JUST THINKING HE WAS THE ABSOLUTE SILLIEST MOST FELLER DESIGN TO EVER EXIST AND WAS LIKE IMMEDIATELY CAPTIVATED BUT BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HE WAS ONLY IN CC AND JUST ASSUMED I'D MISSED HIM IN THE ORIGINAL GAME OR SOMETHING. I DIDN'T GET VERY FAR, SO... ACTUALLY AS I'M WRITING THIS I REMEMBER THAT I SAW HIM IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN MY RECCOMENDED. I THINK IT WAS OF HIS BOSS BATTLE??? I'M NOT SURE

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT OKAY NOW WE COME TO ABOUT A WEEK AGO NOW. I'VE BEEN SEEING CORPORATE CLASH LIKE EVERYWHERE AND ONLY JUST RECENTLY FIGURED OUT WHAT THE HELL IT EVEN WAS BUT I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY BEING VERY BORED ONE NIGHT AND DECIDING TO MESSAGE ARROW AND ASK THEM IF THEY WANNA IMPULSIVELY START PLAYING THIS OTHER REMAKE WITH ME. AND THEY SAID YES BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT IT'S FUCKING TOONTOWN HAS IT EVER DISAPPOINTED US BEFORE. SO WE BOTH HOP ON VC AND, NATURALLY, (THIS IS THE IMPORTANT LATER LATER) THE TWO TOONS WE MAKE ARE ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK. THEY RETURN JUST AS THEY EXISTED PREVIOUSLY AND THIS TIME THEY'RE WEARING THE SHIRTS EERILY SIMILIAR TO BOTH MAIN CHARACTERS FROM A SPECIFIC NOTORIOUS RPG INDIE GAME. HERE'S SOME IMAGES OF THEM BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE ITCHING TO KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.



ROYAL BLUE DOG ACTUALLY HAS A WITCH HAT IN HIS ORIGINAL DESIGN BUT WE'LL IGNORE THAT FOR NOW. IN THIS UNIVERSE HE HAS A TIN FOIL ONE. SO ANYWAYS WE START PLAYING AND I DON'T THINK IT'S A LONGSHOT TO SAY THAT WE BOTH PRETTY MUCH... FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. OBVIOUSLY I STILL HARBOR AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF LOVE FOR THE ORIGINAL TOONTOWN AND REWRITTEN BECAUSE OF NOSTALGIA AND CHILDHOOD AND STUFF BUT SOME ASPECTS OF THE OLD GAME IN. THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE WERE. DATED. TO SAY THE LEAST. CORPORATE CLASH'S REFURBISHING OF THE OLD GAME WHILE STILL KEEPING ALL OF THE CORE MECHANICS AND GAMEPLAY THERE WERE LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FOR BOTH ME AND ARROW. ALSO THE VERY CLEAR AMOUNT OF LOVE THAT WENT INTO THE PRIVATE SERVER BY ITS OWNERS. I THINK WE PLAYED FOR LIKE 3 HOURS JUST THAT NIGHT. AND WE HAD A FUCKING BLAST TOO

NEXT TIME WE PLAYED, WE PLAYED FOR LIKE 5 HOURS. EVERY TIME WE'VE PLAYED SO FAR, WE'VE PLAYED FOR LIKE. A HUGE BLOCK OF TIME LIKE THAT. AND IT'S DIFFICULT FOR US TO DO THAT SOMETIMES. IT REALLY GOES TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH WE'VE BEEN ENJOYING IT SO FARRENHISUGRFNGSE. I COULD WRITE A WHOLE AMAZINGLY LONG BLOGPOST ABOUT OUR EXPERIENCE WITH DERRICKMAN, THE FIRST STORY BOSS, BUT I WILL KEEP THINGS SHORT AND SWEET: WE BEAT HIM THANKS TO A GLITCH. I DO NOT KNOW WHY HE KEPT KICKING ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCKS ASSES SO HARD BUT I THANK THE COLD CALLER THAT WAS SOMEHOW BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD AT THE SAME TIME THAT MADE IT SO ENEMIES COULDN'T KEEP JOINING THROUGHOUT THE FIGHT. WE HAVE A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH DERRICKMAN.

WE'RE CURRENTLY STUCK ON LAND ACQUISITION ARCHITECT BUT WE'VE ALSO ONLY ATTEMPTED THE FIGHT ONCE. MAYBE EXPECT ANOTHER BLOG POST WHEN THAT HAPPENS??? THERE'LL DEFINITELY BE ANOTHER TOONTOWNCC BLOGPOST AT SOME POINT AS I AM HYPERFIXATING EHEHEKE. I REALLY REALLY ADORE ALL OF THE NEW COGS THEY'VE ADDED AND DESIGNED THEMSELVES AND I HAVE TAKEN A PARTICULAR LIKING TO CHIP REVVINGTON HE IS MY WIFE. HERE'S SOME DRAWINGS I DID OF ROYAL BLUE DOG AND TEAL DUCK FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.



P.S. IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN ANY OF THESE GIFS ON TENOR, THEY ARE THE PRODUCT OF ME AND ARROW. YOU CAN THANK US. HEHEHUGAEEAS



THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

OH BABY HIIII!!!!!!! SORRY THIS BLOGPOST TOOK A BIT TO PUT OUT IM A LAZY BASTARD... ROFL ROFL. I HAAAADDD SUC A GOOD WEEEEK!!!!!!! (PAST). IVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD 2 THIS SINCE LIKE JANUARY AND OH EM EF GEE!!!! OT WAS SO MUCH FUN OH MY GOD...

SOOOOO REWIND TO THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED MONTH ONN THE TWENTIETH WHEN I LEARN THAT MACHINE GIRL AND 100 GECS ARE GOING ON TOUR AND (NATURALLY) I START FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE I LOVE BOTH THOSE BANDS TO NO FUCKING END BUT I END UP DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE I REALIZE THAT NEITHER OF MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS WOULD BE WILLING TO SIT THROUGH A CONCERT OF THAT VARIETY NOR DROP ME OFF IN A BIG CITY UNATTENDED FOR LIKE 6 HOURS. SO THE SADNESS SETS IN.

BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO ME MY BFFR ROOKY ROOKA SWOOPS IN AFTER I DEJECTEDLY TELL IT THAT I CAN'T GO FOR THOSE SPECIFIC REASONS AND CONVINCES WOOFS MOM TO TAKE US AS LONG AS *MY* MOM CAN PAY FOR MY TICKET. OH MY GOD. EXCITEMENT RESTORED.

SO WE KINDA TALK ABOUT IT ON AND OFF (AS THE CONCERTS IN APRIL) AND FINALLY AS THE MONTH AGAIN THE EXCITEMENT RETURNED AS WE'D NOT ONLY DECIDED TO (OBVIOUSLY) MEET UP FOR THE CONCERT BUT TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER BEFORE HAND AS WELL!!!!!!!!! II NEVER GET TO SEE ROOK BECAUSE LAG LIVES IN NEBRASKA AND FFS ITS FUCKING NEBRASKA NO OFFENSE BUT I'D RATHER NOT. FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS. I WILL REMAIN IN THE MILE *HIGH* STATE THANK U

SO ON WEDNESDAY (4/12) THEY BOTH DRIVE UP AND ROOK'S MOM DROPS IT OFF AT OUR HOUSE AND WE DIDN'T DO MUCH THAT NIGHT BECAUSE WOOF GOT HERE SUPER LATE AND I COULDN'T GET OUR STUPID FUCKING OLD ASS TV TO WORK IT KEPT SHITTING ITSELF OVER AND OVER SO WE COULDN'T WATCH LIFE OF LUXURY BUT THE PIZZA WE GOT WAS LIKE REALLY FUCKING GOOD FOR NO REASON AND WE PLAYED PROSEKA AND SHIT

WHEN WE WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY WE DID MORE SHENANIGANS SUCH AS CALLING PASTOR ALAN AND GUS AND WATCHING LIFE OF LUXURY FROM MY DESKTOP COMPUTER ON MUTE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY SPEAKERS WHILE WE ATE OUR TASTY TREATS FROM SONIC. ALSO ROOKY ROOKA GOT ME A FUCKING MONSTER WHAT THE SHIT I NEVER GET TO DRINK MONSTERS I WAS SO THANKFUL!!!!!!! WE LEFT TO GO TO ROOK'S COUSINS' (WHO WERE ALSO ATTENDING THE GEC GEC GEC CONCERT) HOUSE AROUND 3:30 AND ENGAGED IN SOME SILLYNESS THERE BEFORE CARPOOLING WITH THEM TO DENVER 4 THE CONCERT. THE CAR RIDE WAS FINE IT WAS JUST REALLY HOT AND I IMAGINE ROOK WAS PROBABLY REALLY SQUIOSHED IN THE BACK SEAT IT LET ME HAVE SHOTGUN AND I STILL FEEL A LITTLE BAD

BUT OH MY GOD WE GOT THERE BEFORE DOORS EVEN OPENED AND AS A RESULT GOT LIKE THE BEST FUCKING SEATS EVER!!!!!!!!! WE WERE LIKE PERFECTLY LEVEL WITH THE STAGE AND LIKE JUST HIGH ENOUGH TO SEE OVER THE CROWD AND IT WAS LIKE THE STARS FUCKING ALIGNNNED FOR TONIGHT!!!! NOT TO MENTION MISSION BALLROOM IS MY FAVORITE MAJOR VENUE I'VE BEEN TO SO FAR (FOLLOWED VERY CLOSELY BY FILLMORE WHERE I SAW MOTHER MOTHER LAST YEAR).

LIKE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN EMPHASIZE THAT EVERYTJHING THIS NIGHT WENT LIKE. PERFECTLY. IT WAS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE FUNNEST CONCERTS I'VE EVER BEEN TO. MACHINE GIRL OPENED AND WERE FUCKING AMAZING PREFORMERS THEY WERE SO LIVELY AND I ALREADY LOVE THEIR MUSIC SO MAYBE I'M A TAD BIT BIASED. TOWARDS THE END OF THE INTERMISSION BTWN THEM AND 100 GECS ME AND ROOK DECIDED TO GO CHECK OUT THE MERCH BOOTH WHICH APPARENTLY WAS LIKE THE BEST DECISION EVER BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY SHORT!!!!! I GOT AN I HEART GECS SHIRT AND I GOT ROOK A KICKASS MACHINE GIRL POSTER. ALSO WE GOT BACK LITERALLY LIKE A MINUTE OR TWO BEFORE THE GECS CAME ON. LITERALLY I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THAT BETTER.

100 GECS WAS SOOO FUCKING GOOD ON STAGE HOLY HELL BOTH LAURA AND DYLAN WERE SO INCREDIBLY LIVELY WHICH I EXPECTED BUT THEIR PERFORMANCE WAS SO ENJOYABLE. THEY HAD LIKE THIS LED SCREEN BEHIND THEM THAT THEY USED FOR BOTH LIGHTING AND BACKING VIDEOS AND IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL... ALSO THEY PLAYED LIKE ALL OF MY FAVORITE SONGS (757 IS MY FAVORITE SONG OFF OF THE NEWLY RELEASED 10,000 GECS AND MY OTHER FAVORITE SONGS FROM THEM R 800DB CLOUD ND RINGTONE.)

I THINK I DEFINITELY ENJOYED THE CONCERT THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE BECAUSE LIKE... I WAS KIND OF THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT YK. I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING FUN THIS IS 100% IN LIKE MY TOP 3 CONCERTS THAT I'VE BEEN TO. MOTHER MOTHER IS STILL THE ONE TO RULE THEM ALL, HOWEVER...

STARTED BACK TO ROOK'S COUSINS' HOUSE AROUND 11 PM AND THE DRIVE WAS ONCE AGAIN PRETTY CHILL. NOTHING SUPER EVENTFUL HAPPENED AND WE WERE ALL TIRED AS SHIT NATURALLY. BUT HONESTLY I GIVE THE BIGGEST SHOUT OUT TO ROOK'S POOR MOM LIKE SHE TOOK 4 UNRULY TEENAGERS TO A BREAK/HYPERPOP CONCERT WITH FLASHING LIGHTS EQUVILANT TO 2015 ANIMATION MEMES AND LOOKED LIKE SHE'D DEFLATED BY THE END OF IT. THANK YOU ROOKY ROOK MOTHER WHO I WILL NOT NAME FOR PRIVACY REASONS.

I PASSED OUT AT LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AFTER SHOWERING AND SLEPT THE BEST I HAVE IN LIKE WEEKS. IN CONCLUSION, 100 GECS + MACHINE GIRL WAS ONE OF THE BEST CONCERTS IVE EVER BEEN TO!!!!!!!! ALSO HERE'S SOME FOOTAGE, SORRY FOR MY SHAKY BEING HANDS. I GOTTA WARN YOU. INSANE FUCKING FLASH WARNING THOUGH!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

HEYHEYHEYHEY HIIIII HIYAAA ALL WHAT'S UP!?!??! SORRY I LIED AGAIN THIS DIDN'T COME OUT FRIDAY. OOPSIES. BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO I PROMISED ANOTHER TOONTOWN ENTRY BACK IN MY VERY FIRST ONE AND GUESS WHAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS. THE MAIN MAIN SUBJECT OF THIS POST IS GOING TO END UP BEING THE MAYPRIL FOOLS UPDATE BUT BUT BUT FIRST LET ME UPDATE ON STUFF FROM THE FIRST BLOG POST!!!!!

FIIIRST OF ALL: WE BEAT ALTON!!!!!!!!! HE WAS A BASTARD AND I THINK DEFINITELY HARDER THAN DERRICKMAN BUT WE KICKED HIS ASS. WE'RE RAPIDLY APPROACHING WINSTON SHE BETTER HIDE. ALSO ALSO I SUCCESSFULLY DRAGGED NOT ONLY MY QUEER PLATONIC PARTNER DOWN THE TTCC HOLE WITH ME BUT MY COUSIN TOO. IT DOESN'T PLAY AS MUCH AS MY QPP DOES BUT THE INTEREST IS STILL THERE. I THINK. ANYWAYS ME AND QPP ARE BOTH INCREDIBLY FIXATED (SAME W ARROW BUT NOT THE EXTENT AS WE ARE I THINK) THIS STUPID GAME AND WHEN I TELL YOU IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD A MUTUAL HFX WITH SOMEONE IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. WE FEED INTO EACH OTHER AS WELL AS OUR OWN NEVER ENDING NEED FOR CONTENT. IT'S GREAT. ALSO ROYAL BLUE DOG HAS HIS FUCKING WITCH HAT BACK!!!!!! SAME WITH HIS ORIGINAL SHIRT!!! BUT HE'S GOT SOME NEW SHOES AND A TRANS PRIDE CAPE. THE COOLNESS LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. TEAL DUCK HAS HIS ORIGINAL SWAG BACK TOO BUT I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE... HE IS IN THE GIFS AT THE END OF THIS ENTRY THOUGH ;3



OKAY I THINK THAT'S ALL THE SHIT FROM LAST TIME THAT NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED ON!!!!!!! SOSOSOSO LIKE WAYY NEAR APRIL FOOLS THIS UPDATE WAS TEASED ALONGGG WITH A NEW BOSS FOR APRIL FOOLS WHO ALREADY LOOKED SUPER COOL BUT THIS UPDATE ONLY JUST DROPPED LAST FRIDAY BECAUSE THEY REALLLYYY WANTED TO PUT EFFORT INTO IT AND HOLY SHIT I DON'T THINK I CAN ARTICULATE ME, ARROW AND MY QPPS REACTIONS TO NOT ONLY THE PRE BATTLE CUTSCENE BUT THE BATTLE ITSELF. IT'S SO INCREDIBLY CHARMING IN SO MANY WAYS I WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH THERES SO MUCH LOVE INTO THIS FUCKING GAME.

SOOO IT WAS ESTABLISHED IT WASNT CANON BUT BASICALLY THE FIGHT INVOLVES TWO OF THE MANAGER BOSS FELLAS LIKE LITERALLY STEVEN UNIVERSE FUSING LIKE WITH GAY DANCING AND THE FLASH OF LIGHT AND EVERYTHING INTO ONE FUCKING GUYH AND ONCE HE'S DONE HE DOES THE SAILOR MOON POSE I'M SO SERIOUS FOR TJHE NON-TTCC ENJOYERS I COULDN'T MAKE SMTH LIKE THIS UP. I DON'T HAVE MY GROUPS FIRST REACTIONS ON RECORDING CUZ I DIDN'T THINK TO BUT I DO HAVE OUR SECOND REACTIONS AND FOR THAT I'M SO THANKFUL. ALSO LIKE MOST OF THE BIG BOSS FELLAS (EXCLUDING CLO, CFO, CEO AND VP FOR WHATEVER REASON) WERE IN THE CROWD WATCHING, INCLUDING MY ***WIFE***. I LOST MY MIND. I SCREAMED A LITTLE. YEAH. I WENT A LITTLE KOOKOO CRAZY. HE'S PRETTY.

AFTER THE CUTSCENE FINISHED AND THE MECHANICS KICKED IN I JUST REMEMBER BEING SO EXCITED I COULDN'T EVEN PROCESS WHAT WAS HAPPENING LIKE I WASN'T READING JACK SHIT BECAUSE I WAS SO ECSTATIC AND I LITERALLY MESSED UP THE SHUFFLE CUPS MINIGAME BECAUSE I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION I WAS JUST. I WAS SILLY. BUT EVENTUALLY EVENTUALLY I FIGURED SHIT OUT. ALSO WE DID LIKE SURPRISINGLY OKAY FOR THE FIRST TIME. SO ME, ARROW AND MY QPP ARE ALL PLAYING AND IN A DRASTIC TURN OF EVENTS ARROW'S COMPUTER EXPLODES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT SO NOW ITS JUST ME AND QPP. AND WE ACTUALLY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAKE IT TO THE SECOND PHASE WHICH WE WERE ENTIRELY UNPREPARED FOR BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LIKE "YAYYY WE DID IT!!" NO. JUMPSCARE SECOND PHASE.

SO WE DIE LIKE RELATIVELY QUICKLY WE DON'T EVEN KILL ONE OF THE GUYS. WE WAVE OUR HEADS IN SORROW AND SLUMP AWAY AND TRY TO GO FIGHT DEEP DIVER AGAIN WHICH WE'VE ALSO BEEN STRUGGLING AND IMMEDIATELY DIE DOING THAT AS WELL HOLY HELL WE'RE BAD AT THIS GAME. SO WE DEJECTEDLY GET OFF THE SILLY SHENANIGANS GAME AND DECIDE TO TRY AGAIN ON SUNDAY. (TODAY!!!!!!!!!)

SO ME AND ARROW ARE TALKING OUTSIDE OF TOONTOWN OBVIOUSLY AND WE START TALKING ABT THE BOSS (WHOS CALLED HIGH ROLLER) AND WE BOTH LEARN THAT IT'S PRETTY FUCKING DIFFICULT TO 3-MAN THE FIGHT (WHICH WE WERE TRYING TO DO.) RELUCTANTLY, AFTER I CONSULT WITH QPP, WE ALL AGREE TO TRYYYY TO SOCIALIZE AND USE THE IN GAME GROUP FUNCTION TO TRY TO FIND SOMEONE TO HELP US TAKE DOWN THE EVIL GAY FUSION FELLA. THE FIRST TWO TIMES WE DO IT IT'S JUST ABSOLUTE DISASTEROUS LIKE THE FIRST GUY JUST FUCKING LEAVES AND THEN WHEN WE GET A SECOND GUY, MY QPP CRASHES AND WE GOTTA DITCH THEM. IM SORRY TO YOU SMTH CROSSWORD. IT WASNT YOUR FAULT...

BUT I GUESS THIRD TIME REALLY IS THE CHARM BECAUSE ON THE THIRD TRY WE HAVE SOMEONE NAMED TASER JOIN. THEY SEEM CHILL AS ALL HELL AND ABSOLUTELY UNBOTHERED. THEY EVEN CHANGED INTO SOME DAPPER CLOTHES BEFORE THE FIGHT BEGUN. WE WERE FEELING CONFIDENT.

IT BECOMES VERY CLEAR THAT THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S DOING. HE'S INSTRUCTING US LIKE THE ABSOLUTE MORONS WE ARE AND IT WORKS LIKE WAY TOO WELL. WE BLOW THROUGH THE FIRST STAGE AND BOOM. WE'RE AT THE SECOND. ANXIETY BUILDS. THE THREE ENEMIES IN THE THIRD STAGE COMPLETELY KICKED ME AND MY QPP'S ASSES THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT BUT OF COURSE NATURALLY TASER IS A PRO AND INSTRUCTS ON EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND WE KILL THEM NO TROUBLE. BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES A THIRD STAGE. SECOND JUMPSCARE.

THANKFULLY TASERS INTELLIGENT SELF ALSO KNEW WHAT TO DO AND JUST WALKED US THROUGH WHICH ENEMY TO TARGET AND WE SLOWLY BUT SURELY TOOK THE MAIN BOSS DOWN AND DOWN UNTIL!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE SO FUCKING HAPPY WE WERE FROLICKING. WE THANKED TASER LIKE 11 TIMES FOR CARRYING US BECAUSE NATURALLY WE WOULD'VE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THE LAST PHASE OR EVEN LIKE THE SECOND PHASE. BUT ALL IN ALL IT WAS SOOO FUCKING FUN OH MY GOD IT WAS DEFINITELY STRESSFUL BUT HOLY SHIT SEEING ALL THE UNIQUE ATTACKS AND MECHANICS MADE IT SO TOTALLY WORTH IT. ALSO THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!! THE BOSS' THEME!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD.

ALSO I GOT ENOUGH CURRENCY FROM THE BATTLE TO FINALLYYYY MAKE A CLUB WHICH IVE BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A WHILE!!!!!! WE DECIDED ON BIRD UP WHICH IS NOT ONLY GOLDEN BUT ALSO PRETTY ICONIC IN MY FRIEND CIRCLE GROUP THING. UHYEAH SWEEP. FOR NOW IT'S CALLED DOG'S CLUB THOUGH. NAME APPROVAL I ASSUMEGSMISGDMIG

HEREEEES SOME GIFS I MADE FROM THE BATTLE!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, ROYAL BLUE DOG IS MY TOON, TEAL DUCK IS ARROW'S TOON AND JACK SQUIGGLEGADGET IS MY QPPS TOON.



THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~

HIII CONFETTIGUTS READERS :3 HAPPY MAYYY!!! ALSO HAPPY ALMOST 2 MONTHS SINCE I STARTED BLOGGING (5-17-2023)!!! CRAZY HOW TIME FLIES BY. WTF... THAT MEANS THE 2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY OF CONFETTIGUTS HAS ALSO PROBABLY PASSED. WHAT THE FLIP!!!

OKAYYYY TANGENT ASIDE TODAY'S BLOG ENTRY IS ABOOUUUUT SELFSHIPPING!!! MY F/OS, MY EXPERIENCE AND MY DIFFICULTIES ARE ALLL PROBABLY GNNA COME UP IN HERE. QUICK HEADS UP THOUGH, PART OF IT MIGHT BE JUST A LIIITTLE SAD CUZ I TALK ABOUT MY ABUSER AND ALSO COPING MECHANISMS FROM SAID ABUSER!!! JUST A LITTLE HEADS UP :3

OKAY SO I IMAGINE WHAT THE TERM SELFSHIP REFERS TO IS PROBABLY INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS BUT I'LL RUN THROUGH IT SUPER FAST JUST IN CASE THERE'S A LONE STRAGGLER WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT'S REFERRING TO WHO'S READING THIS OR SMTH. SELFSHIP OR MORE SPECIFICALLY THE SELFSHIP COMMUNITY (ALSO KNOWN AS THE F/O COMMUNITY, F/O STANDS FOR FICTIONAL OTHER.) IS AN ONLINE CIRCLE WHERE INTERNET GOERS SHIP THEMSELVES (OR A SELF INSERT) WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, WHETHER IT'S ROMANTIC, PLATONIC OR EVEN FAMILIAL. IT'S AN INCREDIBLY KIND AND WELCOMING COMMUNITY EVEN WITH THE BAD EGGS!!! I'M MOSTLY ACTIVE ON TUMBLR CURRENTLY. AND BY ACTIVE I MEAN I LOOK AT POSTS IN THE TAG AND DON'T INTERACT BECAUSE I'M A SHY BASTARD.

NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY... I WANNA FIIIIRST TALK ABOUT WHEN I BEGAN SELFSHIPPING. IT WAS MID-LATE 2021 IF I'M RECALLING CORRECTLY... BUT ALSO THIS TIME IS BLURRY FOR ME AAAND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS BODY BECAUSE. ABUSER. BUT YEAG. I 100 PERCENT CANNOT RECALL HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE COMMUNITY OR EVEN STARTED DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT IT'S VERY OBVIOUS THAT IT WAS A COPING MECHANISM. IT WAS A WAY FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT THE MEDIAS I ENJOYED WITHOUT MY ABUSER FLIPPING HIS LID OVER IT AND DECIDING THAT I LIKED SOMETHING TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE. I WAS HFXED ON TOTAL DRAMA AT THE TIME AND I REMEMBER VERY SPECIFICALLY I PLATONICALLY F/O'ED MAL && CODY. I'M STILL SO FUCKING MAD AT MYSELF FOR DELETING ALL OF THE STUFF I HAD WHEN I SELFSHIPPED OFF OF OUR DEVICES WHEN SHIT (NEXT PARAGRAPH) WENT DOWN BECAUSE THERE WAS SO MUCH CONTENT THERE AND ALSO WOULD'VE TOLD ME WHO I USED TO SELFSHIP WITH BESIDES THEM 3: I'M SORRY TO MY OLD F/OS.

BUT YEAH... THEN TROUBLE COMES. I REMEMBER ABUSER SPECIFICALLY EXPRESSING THAT HE THOUGHT INTERACTING WITH FANDOM IN THAT WAY (E.G. SELF INSERTS... OCXCANON) WASS URRRR CRINGE AND WEIRD!!! AND, NATURALLY, SINCE WE WERE WEIRDLY INFATUATED WITH HIM BECAUSE WE WERE BEING MANIPULATED: I BELIEVED HIM!!!! SO I STOP SELFSHIPPING, I STOP LOOKING AT THE TAG ON TUMBLR AND I DELETE ALL OF THE OLD MEMES/ART I DID OF ME AND MY OLD F/OS. I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT MY HYPEREMPATHY IS SO BAD. THANKFULLY, NOT LONG AFTERWARD, HE SHITS HIS DICK OVER ME HANGING OUT WITH HIS WAY COOLER AND FUNNER AND MORE SWAG FRIEND THAT HE HAD BEEF WITH FOR SOME REASON I STILL CAN'T REALLY REMEMBER WHY. SO HE RUNS AWAY AND I DON'T CHASE AFTER HIM LIKE I USUALLY DO THANKS TO THE HELP OF BOTH SAID FRIEND AND ALSO ROOK WHO I'VE MENTIONED PREVIOUSLY. GECS JOURNAL I BELIEVE... BUT THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE.

CUE ME DISTANCING MYSELF FROM THE SELFSHIP COMMUNITY FOR... *CHECKS WATCH* LIKE, 2 YEARS. I DEFINITELY STILL HAD BIG BIG BIIIG CRUSHES ON FICTIONAL CHARACTERS (ONE OF WHICH IS NOW ONE OF MY CURRENT F/OS HEHE :/3 I'LL BE NORMAL ABT HIM FOR NOW) BUT DIDN'T ENGAGE WITH THEM IN THE SAME WAY THAT I DID BEFORE. THAAAT IIIIS UNTIL I DECIDED TO START USING TUMBLR AGAIN.

SO I HAD AN OLD TUMBLR ACCOUNT. I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED I THINK I SHARE THE URL WITH MY OLD REDDIT ACCOUNT THAT'S VERY EMBARASSING. BUT ANYWAYS I DECIDE TO MAKE A NEW ONE BECAUSE I FOLLOWED SOMEONE ON MY OLD ONE AND I FELT LIKE I HAD TO MAKE AN EFFORT TO INTERACT WITH THEM IF I STARTED USING IT AGAIN AND ALSO I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO JUDGE ME... SOOO BOOM MELLOWROOM IS CREATED. BUT IN THE PROCESS OF DOING THIS, I GO TO FOLLOW ALL OF MY OLD TAGS AND, WHAT DO YOU KNOW... SELFSHIP RELATED TAGS ARE THERE. SO I JUST KIND OF FOLLOW THEM AGAIN WITHOUT REALLY THINKING BUT... IT DEFINITELY STICKS WITH ME, BECAUSE I GET TO THINKING ABOUT IT MORE AND MORE... AND I DECIDE THAT I WANNA START SELFSHIPPING AGAIN.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT??? I THINK IT WAS PARTIALLY FUELED BY MY HYPERFIXATION. IF ANY FREQUENT READERS OF MY RAMBLINGS EXIST YOU KNOW I'VE MENTIONED CHIP REVVINGTON SEVERAL TIMES. YEAH. I'VE HAD A DEEP NEED TO EXPRESS MY ABSOLUTE DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR HIM AND THAT HAS EXISTED IN ME DRAWING HEAPS OF ART OF BOTH JUST HIM AND ALSO HIM AND ME TOGETHER. AND THEN I WAS LIKE: HOLY GOD!!! THIS IS WHAT I WAS DOING 2 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!! SO THE STARS KINDA ALIGN AND I'M LIKE: YEAH. I OUGHTTA START AGAIN.

AND, IT JUST... IT FEELS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THIS TIME. IT FEELS SO MUCH BETTER THAT I CAN UNAPOLOGETICALLY DRAW MYSELF KISSING A FICTIONAL MAN WITHOUT IT BEING A WAY TO ESCAPE FROM SOME OTHER HORRIBLE SHIT GOING ON IN MY LIFE. IT'S JUST FOR ME. IT'S SELF INDULGENT. AND HOLY FUCK DOES THAT FEEL GOOD. I CAN IMAGINE US HOLDING HANDS AND ROLLING DOWN A HILL TOGETHER AND KICK MY FEET GIGGLING THINKING ABOUT SOME IDIOT WITHOUT A DISCERNABLE FACE. I LOVE IT HERE.

OKAY NOW THAT MY SAD NARRATIVE IS OVER YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME TALK ABOUT THESE FICTIONAL MEN. I'VE GOT THREEEEE MAIN BABYGIRLS RIGHT NOW AND I'M GNNA TALK ABOUT THEM ALL BECUASE I WANT TO OKAY :3. FIRST ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK IS MR. OMEGA, AKA THE 'I LIKED HIM FIRST'. I'VE BEEN A MEOW WOLF FAN SINCE I WAS JUST A WEE THING BEING AND I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN I SAW THIS NEW GUY ON THEIR CHANNEL IN A FAUX TV COMMERICAL FOR ONE OF THEIR NEW PROJECTS DEEMED 'OMEGAMART' AND NEARLY THREW UP MY OWN LIVER BECAUSE I WAS SO IN LOVE. I THINK I'M QUITE LITERALLY (EMET. WARNING FOR THIS CLIP.) PIM FROM SMILING FRIENDS.

SO CUE ME HAVING A BIG FAT CRUSH ON HIM AND THINKING HE'S VERY VERY VERY INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE FOR LIKE 2 YEARS UNTIL I GET BACK INTO THIS SHIT AGAIN AND NATURALLY HE'S ACCEPTED AS AN F/O BECAUSE LIKE OBVIOUSLY??? ALSO I TOTALLY FUCKING LIKED HIM FIRST BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL GO ON ABOUT THAT LATER.

OKAY MOVING ON TO THE INCREDIBLY AND EXCRUCIATINGLY OBVIOUS: CHIP REVVINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S CURRENTLY AT THE TOP OF MY LIST RIGHT NOW AND I JUST I CANT I CANT I CANT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SO SQUEEEEEEEE WAWAAAGEHEGHGEHE HE'S ALSO THE FIRST F/O I'VE EVER MADE A PLAYLIST FOR. HE'S ALSO THE FIRST F/O I EVEN MADE A SELF INSERT FOR (PROBABLY BECAUSE SELF INSERTING RLLY WOULDN'T WORK WITH MY OTHER 4 BILLION BOYFRIENDS BUT... I DIGRESS.) HE'S VERY SPECIAL. THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS. I JUST LOVE HIM SOSOSOS MUCH

OKAY LAAASTLLLLYYYY BECAUSE I'M STILL A BIT EMBARASSED AND MAYBE NOT READY TO LET EVERYONE KNOW I SELFSHIP W THIS SPECIFIC CHARACTER YET SO I'M GNNA BE VAGUE BUT I'LL CALL HIM X. IDK IF MY FRIENDS READ THIS. IDK IF MY QPP READS THIS. EXACTLY. YEAG. BUT I LOOOVE HIIIIMMM ALL THE SAME HE'S SO ANNOYING I WANNA SHOOT HIM OUT OF A CANNON UGHHH I HOPE HE XPLODES BUT I LOVE HIM SSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH BUT HE'S SO ANNOYING I WANT TO BITE HIM!!! I HAVE BITTEN HIM!!!! HE MAKES ME SO MAD SOMETIMES BUT I CAN NEVER STAY MAD AND HE MAKES MY KNEES GO FUNNY WHEN HE SAYS CERTAIN SHIT AND AND AND OKAY THANK YOU THANK YOU I BOW.

NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE BIG 3, I OUGHTTA TALK ABOUT THE NEGATIVES TO SELF SHIPPING, FOR ME. MOSTLY TO GET THEM OFF MY CHEST. FIRST OF ALL: I AM A VERY, VERY JEALOUS BEING. WE HAVE BPD AND I HAPPEN TO PRESENT THE STRONGEST WITH IT OUT OF EVERYONE. SO, NATURALLY, JEALOUSY IS A BIG FUCKING THING FOR ME!!! EVEN IF MY BABYGIRLS ARE A DIGITAL IMAGE ON A SCREEN!!! THIS WAS PARTICULARLY BAD FOR ME WHEN MR OMEGA STARTED TO GET TRACTION ON TIKTOK A WHILE AGO. (WITH JACKBOX FOR SOME REASON??? I DON'T KNOW I DON'T USE THE SHITSTAIN OF AN APP). I'VE LITERALLY HAD A BIG FAT GIRLCRUSH ON HIM FOR 2 YEARS YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TRANSCEND THE LOVE I FEEL FOR THIS MAN. THIS ALSOOO HAPPENS WITH CHIP BECUASE I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT HE'S SOMEWHAT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM FOR HIS STORY (WHICH IS. REPEATEDLY MISCHARACTERIZED. I LOVE FANDOM CULTURE. [HEAVY SARCASM]). AND IJUST. I GET SOSOSOSO ANGRY I'VE BLOCKED SO MANYYYY INTERNET USERS OVER THIS AND I WILL NOT STOP. IT DOESN'T HELP THAT MY FRIIIIEENDS CAN GET A LITTLE SILLY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!! LISTEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY FATHOM BEING ATTRACTED TO HUMAN MEN INSTEAD OF VERY CLEARLY EXTRATERRESTIRAL OR INHUMAN INTELLIGENT BEINGS (FEEL THE NEED TO SPECIFY SO I DON'T COME OFF AS A CREEP BUT I VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY OBVIOUSLY DO NOT MEAN ANIMALS HOLY SHIT THAT'S SO DISGUSTING AND ALSO WHY I'M SO SCARED TO SHARE THIS!!!!!!! I'M JUST AN INTELLIGENT NONHUMAN MYSELF) CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS. I LITERALLY GATEKEEP MY FICTIONAL HUSBANDS SO HARD AND I'M VERY THANKFUL I DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT WITH X BECAUSE I THINK I WOULD THROW A BABY FIT.

BUT YEAGH. THAT'S MOST OF THE INSECURITY AND ANNOYANCE I FACE WHILST SELF SHIPPING. AAAS TO END THIS ON MORE OF A POSITIVE NOTEEE... ALSO THIS ENTRY IS SO LONG HOLY HELL... I'VE NOTICED THAT LIKE. ALL OF MY FICTIONAL OTHERS ARE VERY, VERY SIMILIAR. NOT ONLY THAT THEY'RE NOT INHERENTLY HUMAN BUT RATHER INTELLIGENT BEINGS LIKE I AM BUT THEY'RE JUST. THEY'RE JUST MY BOYFRIEND. IN A DIFFERENT FONT. MY BOYFRIEND IS QUIET AND BLUNT AND RESERVED LIKE CHIP BUT HE'S ALSO INHERENTLY MYSTERIOUS AND OFF PUTTING LIKE MR OMEGA AND HE'S FLIRTY AND PISSES ME OFF LIKE X. THEY'RE LITERALLLLY ALL JUST HIM AND I THOUGHT FOR THE LONGEST TIME THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A TYPE BUT I DO. MY TYPE IS DARLES NEMENI. HOW'S THAT FOR LOVE.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW !
HOONIS ~