A BUTTON THAT READS 'NEOCITIES: THE WEB IS STILL YOURS'. A BUTTON THAT READS 'THIS SITE IS MIKU APPROVED' WITH HATSUNE MIKU ON THE LEFT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR BROS SOME LOVE' WITH TWO ANIME MEN ABOUT TO KISS ON THE LEFT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'BEST VIEWED WITH A COMPUTER' WITH A COMPUTER ON THE RIGHT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'N F T? NO FUCKING THANKS' WITH A MALLET HITTING ONE OF THE BORED APES. A BUTTON THAT READS 'BELIEVE IN THE RADICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP' WITH A RAINBOW GRADIENT BACKGROUND. A BUTTON THAT READS 'MADE WITH NOTEPAD PLUS PLUS' WITH THE CHAMELEON MASCOT ON THE RIGHT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'PIRACY! NOW!' WITH A PIRATE FLAG ON THE LEFT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'THIS MACHINE KILLS FACISTS'. A BUTTON OF THE TRANS FLAG. A BUTTON THAT READS 'APERTURE LABORATORIES' WITH THE LOGO ON THE LEFT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'PLAY WITH STEAM' WITH THE STEAM LOGO ON THE LEFT. A BUTTON THAT READS 'YOU'RE TELLING ME A QUEER CODED THIS'. A BUTTON THAT READS 'I HATE SQUARE SPACE' WITH THE SQUARE SPACE LOGO ON THE RIGHT.

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A MOVING CONFETTIGUTS BUTTON.

AN IMAGE OF SADAKO FROM THE RING HOLDING UP HER HANDS IN A HEART. THE TEXT NEXT TO HER READS 'I LIKE IT' IN JAPANESE.

HIHI! A WAVING DEVIANTART EMOTICON. WELCOME 2 MY VERY OWN HOME IN THE RAPIDLY EXPANDING VIRTUAL WORLD THAT IS THE INTERNET, CONFETTIGUTS! THIS WEBSITE IS MY BABY AND I'VE BUILT IT FROM THE GROUND UP WITH MY OWN TWO WEIRD LITTLE HANDS AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER WITH IT, EVEN IF ITS HELD TOGETHER BY GLITTER GLUE, FRESH BLOOD AND CHEAP CUTESY WASHI TAPE. MY WEBSITE IS PURELY ME AND I TAKE PRIDE IN THAT, EVEN IF I AM JUST ANOTHER GIRL ONLINE AT THE END OF THE DAY. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY & I HOPE YOU DESPISE YOUR TIME HERE!

A BLINKIE THAT READS 'BEST ONLINE BUDDIES'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS...' AND HAS A COMPUTER NEXT TO IT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SOOOO COOOL!!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'EEK!' WITH TWO PAIRS OF EYES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'FISHIE!!!' WITH TWO RAINBOW FISH ON EITHER SIDE. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SCENE FREAK!!!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS '1-800-GEC-2-U'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LISA FRANK' WITH TWO LISA FRANK PUPPIES ON EITHER SIDE. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'XXXI_WUD_NVR_STOP_UXXX'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'PRINCESS' WITH BUTTERFLIES ON EITHER SIDE. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'RAINBOW DASH' WITH RAINBOW DASH ON ONE SIDE AND HER CUTIE MARK ON THE OTHER. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SPIRIT PHONE' WITH THE ALBUM'S COVER ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SHE BUT IN A GAY WAY'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I'M NEURODIVERGENT!' WITH A PURPLE HEART ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'YES, I'M PLEASENTLY PLUMP, YOU SKINNY BITCH'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I HEART MY BOYFRIEND' WITH A BLUE HEART ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'GONE FISHIN' WITH A BASS ON THE LEFT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'EVIL AUTISM'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I'M REALLY A SPARKLEDOG'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LET'S GET CREATIVE!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'NEVER TRUST A REPUBLICAN'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'BEWARE OF BUNNY' WITH A PINK BUNNY ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'NORMAL PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT ME'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I TALK TO STRANGERS!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'VICIOUS, POWER HUNGRY BITCH'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NAUGHTY'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'DONATE 2 MY PAYPAL'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'DON'T LIKE IT???' WITH AN ARROW POINTING TO AN EXIT BUTTON. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SPOILED BRAT'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'EVIL TEMPTRESS'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'PROUD GOTH GRRL!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'CYBERBULLY' WITH A SKULL WITH A BOW ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'QUEEN WITHOUT A COUNTRY'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS' WITH A GHOST ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'YES, I SLEEP IN A COFFIN, DOESN'T EVERYBODY?'.
A DECORATIVE PIXEL. Update Log
A DECORATIVE PIXEL. To-Do List
- REMAKE THE FOLLOWING PAGES: ART, WEBMASTER, LINKS+RESOURCES, FICTIONAL LOVES, SHRINES NAVIGATION, POSSIBLY BLOG AS WELL
- MOVE GUESTBOOK ONSITE WITH VIRTUALOBSERVER'S COMMENT WIDGET
- STOP DOING RANDOM SHIT THAT ISN'T ON THIS LIST INSTEAD OF THE SHIT THAT *IS* ON THIS LIST
- IMPLEMENT DARK MODE
- 3DBF PAGE
- PETS PAGE (+RAINBOW BRIDGE)
- ADD SONG TITLES AND ARTISTS TO ALL MUSIC PLAYERS
- MAKE CUSTOM MUSIC PLAYER
- OPTIMIZE NEON WHITE SHRINE BETTER
- NYAN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS SHRINE/MINI SHRINE MAYBE?
- CORPORATE CLASH SHRINE>
- OC PAGES ... ? MAYHAPS. WE CONSIDER A LIL MORE
- PLAYLIST EMBED (? MAYBE...)
- BE EVEN MORE SILLY. TRANSCEND THE KNOWN SILLYNESS THRESHOLD.


A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I'M NOT WEIRD, I'M GIFTED'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'BEWARE OF DOG' WITH A DOG ON THE LEFT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'IT'S TIME TO PARTY' WITH A HEART ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'KEEP DREAMING'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'DON'T MESS WITH ME'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I (HEART EMOTICON) LOVE DUMB MEN'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LEMON DEMON' WITH A LEMON DEMON ON EITHER SIDE. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'CRINGE CULTURE IS DEAD'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'EYESTRAIN ISLAND'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'HASHTAG SANS SWEEP' WITH A GIF OF SANS WINKING ON THE LEFT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'PRETTY RAVE GIRL'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'SCENE QUEEN'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'HEART EMOTICON' SEVERAL TIMES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'MIKU MIKU MIKU'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'CRYSTAL CASTLES'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'CONSENSUAL CANNIBALISM'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I HEART MY ONLINE FRIENDS'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FAN'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'EVIL, WICKED, MEAN AND NASTY'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'GONNA BE CHUCKY FOR HALLOWEEN'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'TRADE ME!' WITH AN ANIMAL JAM GECKO PLUSH ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I DON'T WANNA GROW UP!'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LIVING DEAD GIRL' WITH A PINK HEART ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'RAWR XD' WITH A SKULL WITH A BOW ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'PLAY WILD' WITH AN ANIMAL JAM SMIRK EMOJI ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LOVERBOY' WITH A RED HEART ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'LOVE BITES!' WITH A RED HEART ON BOTH SIDES. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'STUPID AND QUEER' WITH A PINK STAR ON THE LEFT AND A PINK HEART ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I HEART UTAU'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'PINK! PINK! I HEART PINK!' WITH A PINK HEART ON EITHER SIDE. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'ROMANTIC AT HEART' WITH A ROSE ON THE RIGHT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'I HEART MY FRIENDS'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'HE WAS A PUNK. SHE DID BALLET'. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'JERMA985' WITH THE JERMA 'J' ON THE LEFT. A BLINKIE THAT READS 'TRANS TROPHY HUSBAND' WITH A PINK HEART ON THE LEFT AND A BLUE HEART ON THE RIGHT.

FUN FACT: THIS IS THE FIRST WEBSITE I'VE EVER MADE*! I'VE HAD INTEREST IN NEOCITIES FOR A LONG LONG LONG WHILE AND TRIED TO CREATE A SITE BEFORE (CASKETKID) AND GOT ABOUT 1/10TH INTO THE CODING AND DESIGN BEFORE REALIZING I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING. LIKE ACTUALLY. I'VE CODED WITH SCRATCH SINCE I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SO I HAD THAT KNOWLEDGE BEHIND ME BUT REALLY ONLY STARTED GETTING INTO HTML/CSS WHEN I BOUGHT CARRD PRO (IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT MAIM ME I'M A CHANGED MANWOMAN). WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE CASKETKID I WAS USING OTHERS CODE I FOUND AROUND THE CORNERS OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB AND, AS A RESULT, HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING BEYOND LIKE A FEW TAGS. I DID NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CLASS AND ID. I'M SERIOUS... PLUS I FELT HORRIBLE BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE I WASN'T... ACTUALLY DOING IT. THERE IS OBVIOUSLY NOTHING WRONG W USING TEMPLATES OR F2U CODE BUT IT JUST WASN'T REWARDING TO ME BECAUSE LIKE I SAID, I DIDNT... WRITE IT.

BUUUUUUT I ACTUALLY JUUST STARTED TAKING WEB DESIGN DEV B THIS YEAR! AND KNEW ALMOST EVERYTHING! NOT ONLY DID IT HELP ME TO BRUSH UP ON WHAT I ALREADY KNEW, BUT IT GAVE ME THE TOOLS I NEEDED (LIKE GRID AND HOW TO FORMAT CODE SO THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BARF) TO START THIS SITE!!!! THANK U WEB DESIGN DEV B!!!!!!!!!!

* NOT ACTUALLY THE FIRST WEBSITE I'VE EVER MADE. MY SHITTY BARE MINIMUM CODEHS PROFILE IS.



A DECORATIVE BLODO DIVIDER. A DECORATIVE BLODO DIVIDER. A DECORATIVE BLODO DIVIDER.

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A GIF OF A CAT AS A BURGER CAPTIONED 'CATS IF THEY WERE A BURGER'. SEVERAL OBNOXIOUS PLANE CRASH, CAR CRASH AND EXPLOSION GREEN SCREEN SFX ARE PLASTERED ACROSS THE GIF.

April 26th, 2024

CATS IF THEY WERE A BURGER
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