MMM HI THERE ^_^ I'M HOONIS, THE GIRL (?) BEHIND CONFETTIGUTS. I HAPPEN TO LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF BECAUSE I'M A BIG FAT BITCH WITH AN EVEN BIGGER EGO (READ SARCASM) BUT I ALSO HAPPEN TO ABSOLUTELY SUCK AT IT. I'M A FAGGY CINTHEAN XENIC BOYCHICK WHO USES SHE/HER IN THE SAME WAY THAT GAY MEN CALL EACHOTHER GIRLS. I LOVE TO COLLECT LABELS. I'M ON THE OBJECTUM, ALTEROUS ATTRACTION AND FICTOSEXUALITY SPECTRUMS; I THINK POWDERED LAUNDRY DETERGENT IS BEAUTIFUL, I HAVE A WONDERFUL QUEERPLATONIC PARTNER AND ONLY 1/3 OF MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE WITH 3D BEINGS. I'M NOT A HUMAN, EITHER. BEING IS A MUCH BETTER WORD.
I EXIST PRIMARILY AS A FICTIONAL INTROJECT FROM PINK CITY'S GHOST OF THE YEAR, THOUGH MY IDENTITY ITSELF IS ALSO A MISHMASH OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SOURCES. I DON'T CARE FOR THEM A WHOLE BUNCH, SO I DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM. I AM ALSO NOTHING LIKE CANON HOONIS APPEARANCE-WISE. AT ALL. I'M A LOT SOFTER AND FATTER AND... GIRLIER, AS YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED. HOWEVER, EVERYTHING ELSE IS PRETTY CONSISTENT... ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT I ADORE DARLY BOXMAN.
I'M AUTISTIC AS FUCK AND MY SPECIAL INTERESTS INCLUDE THE DARLY BOXMAN SHOW (AND PINK CITY AS A WHOLE), TIKKLE ME (BAND) AND BUDDY SIMULATOR 1984. DEAD BY DAYLIGHT AND CENTAURWORLD ARE ALSO MY SPINS, BUT I DON'T REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM AS MUCH ANYMORE. BUDDY SIMULATOR IS MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME AND I'VE GOT A SHRINE UP ON THIS SITE THAT YOU CAN GO LOOK AT RIGHT NOW ^_^
ALSO HEY FUN FACT: ALL THE PORTRAYALS OF ME ON THIS PAGE ARE CREATED BY YOURS TRULY :3c THE HOONIS BELOW THE STATUS.CAFE THINKING BUBBLE IS A 3D MODEL THAT I USE IN VRCHAT AND OTHER PLATFORMS.
HEY AGAIN. YOU FOUND MY OFFSITE LINKS THIS TIME
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