Darly Boxman
He/It
Oct. 13
DARLY BOXMAN IS THE TITULAR CHARACTER FROM THE 1980S 'THE DARLY BOXMAN SHOW' A KIDS (HEAVY AIR QUOTES) PROGRAM FROM MY PRIMARY INTROJECT SOURCE, THE PINK CITY. HE'S DEFINITELY A LITTLE OFF HIS ROCKER AND THAT'S ABSOLUTELY PART OF WHY I LOVE HIM.
HEYHEYYYY WELCOME TO MY WIFE ENTRIES! ERR... PAGES? MEH. HERE I'LL STASH ALL MY RAMBLES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIENDS THEMSELVESSS, HOW WE FELL IN LOVE, GUSHING IN GENERAL, SHIT LIKE THAT. SO, DARLY BOXMAN, HUH? GOD, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EVEN FUCKING START THIS. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AND I'M ALSO LOSING THEM ALL IN RECORD TIME.
WELLLLLL TO STARTTTT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS MAN!!! I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO MUCH! I DON'T THINK I CAN REASONABLY CONVEY JUST HOW MUCH I COMPLETELY ADORE HIM. HE'S MY BATSHIT CRAZY, WEIRD AND OFFPUTTING, BEYOND TIRED, HOTHEADED CARDBOARD GUYWIFE AND I WANNA SQUEEZE HIM AND RIP AT HIS FLESH WITH MY NON-EXISTANT TEETH. HE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. MORE THAN HE COULD EVER KNOW!!! ONE OF THE REASONS I PROBABLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH IS BECAUSE HE'S PORTRAYED BY MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND, DARLES NEMENI. THIS SEEMS TO BE A THEME WITH MY WIVES. IT TAKES ME LITTLE-TO-NO TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF A NEW FICTIONAL CRUSH/LOVER RESEMBLES MY BOYFRIEND. AND I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY I DON'T HAVE A TYPE.
SO, HOW DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH DARLY?
SOOO, SINCE I FORMED, I'VE NOT ONLY HAD A LOVE FOR MY SOURCE BUT IT'S ALSO BEEN AN INTENSE SPECIAL INTEREST, MANIFESTING MOSTLY IN A LOVE FOR THE DARLY BOXMAN SHOW! THERE ARE TONS UPON TONS OF WAYS I DIFFER FROM SOURCE, BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THEM. DESPITE BEING ENTIRELY STARVED OF EXISTING CONTENT THAT IS ACTUALLY ACCESSIBLE AND ISN'T APART OF MY WEIRD PSEUDO FICTIVE MEMORIES, III MANAGED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH DARLY BOXMAN AGAIN. MOSTLY DUE TO MY INTERPRETATION AND 'MEMORIES' OF HIM. LIKE YEAH HE'S GOT A TEMPER AND HE'S CRAZY BUT I CAN'T REALLY DEVELOP MORE THAN A CRUSH IF THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT GOING ON. SOOOO, I TURN TO MY WEIRDDD SILLAY LITTLE MIND (ALSO PARTIALLY FUELED BY MY BOYFRIEND). THIS ALSO WOULD PROVE TO NOT BE THE LAST TIME I DO THIS.
AND I FELL IN LOVE. I LOVE HIM SO, SO SO MUCH. I GUESS THAT'S WHERE THIS MIGHT GET A LITTLE BITTERSWEET. SURE, THE DARLY THAT I LOVE WAS ABSOLUTELY BUILT OFF OF THE LITTLE CONTENT AND CONFIRMED INFO THAT THERE IS OF HIM BUT ALSO... SOME OF THAT ISN'T 'CANON' TO THE STORY OR WHATEVER SHIT. AND WITH THAT COMES THE ISSUE THAT I FORMED BEFORE MY SOURCE HAD A CONCLUSION. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S GONNA HAVE A CONCLUSION!!! THAT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY NOT MY DECISION TO MAKE. SO AM I SOURCE HOONIS? OBVIOUSLY NOT. BUT I GUESS THAT MEANS DARLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SOURCE DARLY EITHER.
I SPENT A WHILE WONDERING IF DARLY EVEN COUNTED AS A FICTIONAL LOVER. WE'RE FROM THE SAME SOURCE. SHIP ART EXISTS OF ME AND HIM TOGETHER. BUT THEN AGAIN, HE EXISTS IN A TV SHOW *WITHIN* MY SOURCE. MY ACTUAL, REAL BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE SO MUCH, DARLES NEMENI, JUST PORTRAYS HIM. BUT HE'S ALSO AN EXTENSION OF DARLES' PSYCHE AND IS ALSO HIM IN A WAY. IT GETS COMPLEX FAST, Y'KNOW? BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GATHERED THAT I'VE DECIDED THAT HE COUNTS. I CAME TO THIS CONCLUSION BECAUSE HE'S FICTIONAL IN THE CANON I ORIGINATE FROM, AND HE DOESN'T EXIST TANGIBLY LIKE MY OTHER FICTIONAL LOVERS. GOD, THIS WENT INTO BEING OSDDID MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. BUT I GUESS IT IS APART OF ME. MENTAL ILLNESS MIGHT BE A LARGER THEME GOING FORWARD (ESPECIALLY IN CHIP AND UNIX'S ENTRIES), JUST AN FYI. THERE WILL OBVIOUSLY BE CWS THERE, TOO.
OKAY ONTO ANOTHER RAMBLY RANT! HEY HOONIS, IF DARLY IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, WHY'RE YOU SO QUIET ABOUT HIM? OH DEAR HYPOTHETICAL READER. IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WEIRD LOSER BITCH! A GATEKEEPER, IF YOU WILL... ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS IS THAT PINK CITY WILL GARTER A FANBASE COMPRISED OF PRIMARILY TIKTOK FANS BELOW THE AGE OF 14 WHO WILL WATCH IT AND WATER ME DOWN TO NOTHING MORE THAN A YANDERE TWINK GAY BOY. I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT IT ONCE! ALSO THERE'S MY WEIRD JEALOUSY. AND DARLY DEFINITELY HAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL IMPORTANCE TO ME OUT OF EVERYONE HERE (NOT BY A LOT, MIND YOU... BUT I'D BE HEARTBROKEN). RIGHT NOW, THE FANBASE PRIMARILY CONSISTS OF RANDOS WHO WATCHED IT ONCE AND WERE LIKE "HEY! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!" AND LESS FANDOM-Y TYPES OF INTERNET USERS. I'M PRAYING THAT IT STAYS THAT WAY. I AM THE BIGGEST DARLY BOXMAN FAN FUCKING EVER AND IF I SEE ANYBODY TRYING TO CLAIM THAT TITLE... IT'S TOTALLY ON SIGHT.
WELLLLLL TO STARTTTT I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS MAN!!! I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO MUCH! I DON'T THINK I CAN REASONABLY CONVEY JUST HOW MUCH I COMPLETELY ADORE HIM. HE'S MY BATSHIT CRAZY, WEIRD AND OFFPUTTING, BEYOND TIRED, HOTHEADED CARDBOARD GUYWIFE AND I WANNA SQUEEZE HIM AND RIP AT HIS FLESH WITH MY NON-EXISTANT TEETH. HE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. MORE THAN HE COULD EVER KNOW!!! ONE OF THE REASONS I PROBABLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH IS BECAUSE HE'S PORTRAYED BY MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND, DARLES NEMENI. THIS SEEMS TO BE A THEME WITH MY WIVES. IT TAKES ME LITTLE-TO-NO TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT PART OF A NEW FICTIONAL CRUSH/LOVER RESEMBLES MY BOYFRIEND. AND I HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY I DON'T HAVE A TYPE.
SO, HOW DID I FALL IN LOVE WITH DARLY?
SOOO, SINCE I FORMED, I'VE NOT ONLY HAD A LOVE FOR MY SOURCE BUT IT'S ALSO BEEN AN INTENSE SPECIAL INTEREST, MANIFESTING MOSTLY IN A LOVE FOR THE DARLY BOXMAN SHOW! THERE ARE TONS UPON TONS OF WAYS I DIFFER FROM SOURCE, BUT THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT ONE OF THEM. DESPITE BEING ENTIRELY STARVED OF EXISTING CONTENT THAT IS ACTUALLY ACCESSIBLE AND ISN'T APART OF MY WEIRD PSEUDO FICTIVE MEMORIES, III MANAGED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH DARLY BOXMAN AGAIN. MOSTLY DUE TO MY INTERPRETATION AND 'MEMORIES' OF HIM. LIKE YEAH HE'S GOT A TEMPER AND HE'S CRAZY BUT I CAN'T REALLY DEVELOP MORE THAN A CRUSH IF THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT GOING ON. SOOOO, I TURN TO MY WEIRDDD SILLAY LITTLE MIND (ALSO PARTIALLY FUELED BY MY BOYFRIEND). THIS ALSO WOULD PROVE TO NOT BE THE LAST TIME I DO THIS.
AND I FELL IN LOVE. I LOVE HIM SO, SO SO MUCH. I GUESS THAT'S WHERE THIS MIGHT GET A LITTLE BITTERSWEET. SURE, THE DARLY THAT I LOVE WAS ABSOLUTELY BUILT OFF OF THE LITTLE CONTENT AND CONFIRMED INFO THAT THERE IS OF HIM BUT ALSO... SOME OF THAT ISN'T 'CANON' TO THE STORY OR WHATEVER SHIT. AND WITH THAT COMES THE ISSUE THAT I FORMED BEFORE MY SOURCE HAD A CONCLUSION. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S GONNA HAVE A CONCLUSION!!! THAT'S VERY OBVIOUSLY NOT MY DECISION TO MAKE. SO AM I SOURCE HOONIS? OBVIOUSLY NOT. BUT I GUESS THAT MEANS DARLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SOURCE DARLY EITHER.
I SPENT A WHILE WONDERING IF DARLY EVEN COUNTED AS A FICTIONAL LOVER. WE'RE FROM THE SAME SOURCE. SHIP ART EXISTS OF ME AND HIM TOGETHER. BUT THEN AGAIN, HE EXISTS IN A TV SHOW *WITHIN* MY SOURCE. MY ACTUAL, REAL BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE SO MUCH, DARLES NEMENI, JUST PORTRAYS HIM. BUT HE'S ALSO AN EXTENSION OF DARLES' PSYCHE AND IS ALSO HIM IN A WAY. IT GETS COMPLEX FAST, Y'KNOW? BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GATHERED THAT I'VE DECIDED THAT HE COUNTS. I CAME TO THIS CONCLUSION BECAUSE HE'S FICTIONAL IN THE CANON I ORIGINATE FROM, AND HE DOESN'T EXIST TANGIBLY LIKE MY OTHER FICTIONAL LOVERS. GOD, THIS WENT INTO BEING OSDDID MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. BUT I GUESS IT IS APART OF ME. MENTAL ILLNESS MIGHT BE A LARGER THEME GOING FORWARD (ESPECIALLY IN CHIP AND UNIX'S ENTRIES), JUST AN FYI. THERE WILL OBVIOUSLY BE CWS THERE, TOO.
OKAY ONTO ANOTHER RAMBLY RANT! HEY HOONIS, IF DARLY IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, WHY'RE YOU SO QUIET ABOUT HIM? OH DEAR HYPOTHETICAL READER. IT'S BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WEIRD LOSER BITCH! A GATEKEEPER, IF YOU WILL... ONE OF MY BIGGEST FEARS IS THAT PINK CITY WILL GARTER A FANBASE COMPRISED OF PRIMARILY TIKTOK FANS BELOW THE AGE OF 14 WHO WILL WATCH IT AND WATER ME DOWN TO NOTHING MORE THAN A YANDERE TWINK GAY BOY. I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT IT ONCE! ALSO THERE'S MY WEIRD JEALOUSY. AND DARLY DEFINITELY HAS THE MOST EMOTIONAL IMPORTANCE TO ME OUT OF EVERYONE HERE (NOT BY A LOT, MIND YOU... BUT I'D BE HEARTBROKEN). RIGHT NOW, THE FANBASE PRIMARILY CONSISTS OF RANDOS WHO WATCHED IT ONCE AND WERE LIKE "HEY! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!" AND LESS FANDOM-Y TYPES OF INTERNET USERS. I'M PRAYING THAT IT STAYS THAT WAY. I AM THE BIGGEST DARLY BOXMAN FAN FUCKING EVER AND IF I SEE ANYBODY TRYING TO CLAIM THAT TITLE... IT'S TOTALLY ON SIGHT.