Mr. Omega
He/Him
Aug. 8
MR. OMEGA IS THE 'MASCOT' FOR MEOW WOLF'S UNREALITY ART INSTALLATION, OMEGA MART. HE'S ACTUALLY THE MASCOT OF THE FICTIONAL STORE ITSELF IN THE STORY'S UNIVERSE BUT. SAME THING. WHATEVER. OMEGA MART IS A FAR-FROM-TRADITIONAL, STRANGE GROCERY STORE RUN BY A COMPANY THAT DEFINITELY PARTAKES IN MORE THAN A FEW SKETCHY PRACTICES. BUT I WON'T GET INTO THAT BECAUSE THAT'S DRAMCORP, I JUST KISS THEIR MASCOT ON HIS BIG DUMB 'FACE'. READ THE LORE THOUGH. IT'S GOOD
OHHHH, MR. OMEGA... MY MODERN HOMOSEXUAL AWAKENING.
I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM. FOR CONTEXT; I'VE BEEN ENTHRAWLED BY MEOW WOLF AS A COMPANY SINCE THEY OPENED UP A RIDE AT COLORADO'S LOCAL AMUSEMENT PARK 'ELITCHES' (WHICH I THINK IS ALSO A PRECURSOR FOR THE FACILITY THEY HAVE IN DENVER NOW, THE CONVERGENCE STATION). I'D WATCHED THE OMEGAMART PLAYLIST (OR WHAT THERE WAS OF IT) COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE THIS BUT I WANT TO SPECIFICALLY REWIND TO DECEMBER 2021, WHEN I STARTED REWATCHING ALL THE SHORTS AND ADS AGAIN BECAUSE MY AUTISM WAS THAT INCREDIBLY DESPERATE TO GO THERE IN REAL LIFE. AND THEN... I NOTICED A VIDEO I HADN'T SEEN YET! THE 'SUPER FAMILY STORE' COMMERCIAL. AKA... MR. OMEGA'S FIRST APPEARANCE IN THE VIDEO SERIES.
15 YEAR OLD HOONIS WAS UNSURE OF WHAT SHE WAS FEELING. MY FIRST SHOCK REACTION WAS "OMG TUMBLR SEXEYMAN LAWL" (WHICH IS VERY IRONIC CONSIDERING MY STANCE ON THAT NOW) AND I WAS JUST KINDA JOKEY ABOUT IT AND THEN... I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. HE MADE ME BREATHE WEIRD AND I GOT ALL SHAKEY AND I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY, REALLY HANDSOME. CUE ME THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR WEEKS ON END UNTIL I COME TO THE CONCLUSION "I THINK I JUST GET GENDER ENVY FROM HIM" DESPITE HAVING A DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT FEELING TOWARD CHARACTERS I WANT THE GENDER OF. OH, HOONIS FROM 2 YEARS AGO... WHAT AN IDIOT.
I WENT TO VEGAS TO GO TO OMEGAMART IN JANUARY THE FOLLOWING YEAR AAAND CUE ME BEING MET WITH IMAGES/PROMOTIONAL ART OF THIS MAN LITEARLLY EVERYWHERE WHEN I FIRST WALKED IN. EVEN WHEN I WAS OUTSIDE WAITING IN LINE, THEY HAD HIM UP ON SOME KINDA CARDBOARD STANDEE. BY THIS POINT I'D ACCEPTED THAT I AT LEAST HAD SOMEWHAT OF A CRUSH ON HIM BUT GODDD, I WAS UNAWARE THAT IT WAS TO THIS EXTENT. THE INSTALLATION ITSELF IS HUUUUGE BUT I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY I SPENT MOST OF IT IN THE... MAIN STORE AREA. FOR REASONS I WAS UNWILLING TO ACCEPT AT THE TIME.
AFTER THIS WAS WHEN I WAS LIKE "OKAY I LOVE THIS MAN". BUT OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER OBSTACLE. I WAS UNAWARE OF THE EXISTANCE OF FICTO LOVE (IN A NON-NEG CONTEXT) AND HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT SELFSHIPPING. SO MR. OMEGA SAT IN THIS WEIRD LOVER PURGATORY FOR ABOUT A YEAR BEFORE SELFSHIP SUDDENLY CAME BACK TO ME AND HE BECAME AN F/O. AND THEN THAT LASTED FOR ABOUT 2 OR 3 MONTHS BEFORE I WAS LIKE "YEAH I'M CRAZIER THAN THAT". AND OF COURSE HE WAS JUST IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTED AS BOYFRIEND. BUT THEN... THAT ALSO MEANS I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CONCRETE DATE FOR WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE. WHICH SUCKS, BUT... I'VE JUST SORT OF DECIDED THAT IT'S WHEN I FIRST STARTED FEELING CRAZY ABOUT HIM (DECEMBER 11TH). OUT OF EVERYONE I'M DEFINITELY THE MOST PROTECTIVE OF HIM (AND DARLY) BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN. SUPER SUPER PERSONAL!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE AND ADORE HIM WITH ALL OF MY BIG OL' HEART!!!
OKAY SILLIERRR TANGENT... MR. OMEGA'S IN THE WEIRD TERRITORY THAT MOST OF MY LOVERS ARE FOR SOME REASON THAT'S LIKE. THERE'S LITTLE TO NO MERCHANDISE OR EVEN SUBSTANTIAL, MEANINGFUL CONTENT THAT SHOWCASES HIS CHARACTER!!! HE'S A MASCOT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY 'CANON' PERSONALITY! SO HE'S SUAVE AND CHARMING BUT ALSO GOOFY SILLY. THAT'S WHAT HE'S LIKE TO ME (CORRECT BTW) (AND KIND OF IN LINE WITH THE LITTLE PERSONALITY THAT SHINES THROUGH IN THE CONTENT HE *IS* IN). PLUS I OWN ALL THE SHIRT PRINTS WITH HIM ON THEM AND THAT'S... LIKE, IT! ALL THERE IS MERCH-WISE! I MEAN, HEY... YOU THINK THEY'D GET MAD AT ME IF (WHEN I GO BACK TO AREA 15) I MAYBE JUST... SWIPED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE STANDEES? ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SIGNS HANGING ON THE SHELVES, EVEN? A COMPLETE HYPOTHETICAL OF COURSE. I'M NOT CONSIDERING THIS. DEFINITELY NOT...
I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM. FOR CONTEXT; I'VE BEEN ENTHRAWLED BY MEOW WOLF AS A COMPANY SINCE THEY OPENED UP A RIDE AT COLORADO'S LOCAL AMUSEMENT PARK 'ELITCHES' (WHICH I THINK IS ALSO A PRECURSOR FOR THE FACILITY THEY HAVE IN DENVER NOW, THE CONVERGENCE STATION). I'D WATCHED THE OMEGAMART PLAYLIST (OR WHAT THERE WAS OF IT) COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE THIS BUT I WANT TO SPECIFICALLY REWIND TO DECEMBER 2021, WHEN I STARTED REWATCHING ALL THE SHORTS AND ADS AGAIN BECAUSE MY AUTISM WAS THAT INCREDIBLY DESPERATE TO GO THERE IN REAL LIFE. AND THEN... I NOTICED A VIDEO I HADN'T SEEN YET! THE 'SUPER FAMILY STORE' COMMERCIAL. AKA... MR. OMEGA'S FIRST APPEARANCE IN THE VIDEO SERIES.
15 YEAR OLD HOONIS WAS UNSURE OF WHAT SHE WAS FEELING. MY FIRST SHOCK REACTION WAS "OMG TUMBLR SEXEYMAN LAWL" (WHICH IS VERY IRONIC CONSIDERING MY STANCE ON THAT NOW) AND I WAS JUST KINDA JOKEY ABOUT IT AND THEN... I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. HE MADE ME BREATHE WEIRD AND I GOT ALL SHAKEY AND I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY, REALLY HANDSOME. CUE ME THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR WEEKS ON END UNTIL I COME TO THE CONCLUSION "I THINK I JUST GET GENDER ENVY FROM HIM" DESPITE HAVING A DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT FEELING TOWARD CHARACTERS I WANT THE GENDER OF. OH, HOONIS FROM 2 YEARS AGO... WHAT AN IDIOT.
I WENT TO VEGAS TO GO TO OMEGAMART IN JANUARY THE FOLLOWING YEAR AAAND CUE ME BEING MET WITH IMAGES/PROMOTIONAL ART OF THIS MAN LITEARLLY EVERYWHERE WHEN I FIRST WALKED IN. EVEN WHEN I WAS OUTSIDE WAITING IN LINE, THEY HAD HIM UP ON SOME KINDA CARDBOARD STANDEE. BY THIS POINT I'D ACCEPTED THAT I AT LEAST HAD SOMEWHAT OF A CRUSH ON HIM BUT GODDD, I WAS UNAWARE THAT IT WAS TO THIS EXTENT. THE INSTALLATION ITSELF IS HUUUUGE BUT I'D BE LYING IF I DIDN'T SAY I SPENT MOST OF IT IN THE... MAIN STORE AREA. FOR REASONS I WAS UNWILLING TO ACCEPT AT THE TIME.
AFTER THIS WAS WHEN I WAS LIKE "OKAY I LOVE THIS MAN". BUT OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER OBSTACLE. I WAS UNAWARE OF THE EXISTANCE OF FICTO LOVE (IN A NON-NEG CONTEXT) AND HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT SELFSHIPPING. SO MR. OMEGA SAT IN THIS WEIRD LOVER PURGATORY FOR ABOUT A YEAR BEFORE SELFSHIP SUDDENLY CAME BACK TO ME AND HE BECAME AN F/O. AND THEN THAT LASTED FOR ABOUT 2 OR 3 MONTHS BEFORE I WAS LIKE "YEAH I'M CRAZIER THAN THAT". AND OF COURSE HE WAS JUST IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTED AS BOYFRIEND. BUT THEN... THAT ALSO MEANS I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CONCRETE DATE FOR WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE. WHICH SUCKS, BUT... I'VE JUST SORT OF DECIDED THAT IT'S WHEN I FIRST STARTED FEELING CRAZY ABOUT HIM (DECEMBER 11TH). OUT OF EVERYONE I'M DEFINITELY THE MOST PROTECTIVE OF HIM (AND DARLY) BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN. SUPER SUPER PERSONAL!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE AND ADORE HIM WITH ALL OF MY BIG OL' HEART!!!
OKAY SILLIERRR TANGENT... MR. OMEGA'S IN THE WEIRD TERRITORY THAT MOST OF MY LOVERS ARE FOR SOME REASON THAT'S LIKE. THERE'S LITTLE TO NO MERCHANDISE OR EVEN SUBSTANTIAL, MEANINGFUL CONTENT THAT SHOWCASES HIS CHARACTER!!! HE'S A MASCOT HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY 'CANON' PERSONALITY! SO HE'S SUAVE AND CHARMING BUT ALSO GOOFY SILLY. THAT'S WHAT HE'S LIKE TO ME (CORRECT BTW) (AND KIND OF IN LINE WITH THE LITTLE PERSONALITY THAT SHINES THROUGH IN THE CONTENT HE *IS* IN). PLUS I OWN ALL THE SHIRT PRINTS WITH HIM ON THEM AND THAT'S... LIKE, IT! ALL THERE IS MERCH-WISE! I MEAN, HEY... YOU THINK THEY'D GET MAD AT ME IF (WHEN I GO BACK TO AREA 15) I MAYBE JUST... SWIPED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE STANDEES? ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SIGNS HANGING ON THE SHELVES, EVEN? A COMPLETE HYPOTHETICAL OF COURSE. I'M NOT CONSIDERING THIS. DEFINITELY NOT...